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hunter

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27. I've spent some time in locked psych wards and suffered other similar misadventures.
Sat Aug 14, 2021, 10:34 PM
Aug 2021
Napoleon is Jerry Samuels, a recording engineer from New York City. "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa" is about a guy who goes insane (like, to the funny farm) when his girl leaves him. Except it's not his girl who left - at the end of the song we find out it's his dog when Samuels intones:

They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

In a Songfacts interview with Samuels, he explained: "It took me nine months to finish it. I wrote one verse and the chorus, and immediately I realized I was writing a sick joke. So I said, 'This is no good, I'll put it away.' Three months later it was still running through my head; I pulled it out again and wrote the second verse and it was an even sicker joke. Finally about six months after that I decided I was going to finish it, and I was going to do something in that last verse that would throw things off a little bit, so I referred to the object - 'They're coming to take me away because of what YOU did - I referred to YOU as a dog. The dog ran away. By doing that I felt I was lightening the sickness of the joke, and I probably was and it probably did some good for me, but that was the reason I went for that afterthought."

https://www.songfacts.com/facts/napoleon-xiv/theyre-coming-to-take-me-away-ha-haaa


On the internet nobody knows you're a dog.

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I am a dog.

My grandparents were not fully functional adult human beings. Rather they were crazy smart. My parents are artists who usually managed to have day jobs.

Unfortunately I inherited some of that shit and passed it on to my children. Fortunately they are considerably more functional than I was at times. They never did the "homeless person" gig I did.

I know all about the stigma.

"Be Strong" and "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger" are bullshit philosophies.

If you are lucky modern meds work.

I don't post my worst stories here on DU.

It's a deeply, deeply twisted aspect of my personality, but sometimes this song has been my mantra.

The A.S.P.C.A. ain't bad.





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And the damn fool kept digging this week. Chainfire Aug 2021 #7
His Company Is Already In Big Trouble ProfessorGAC Aug 2021 #8
He'll start making Howard Beale style suicide threats... IrishAfricanAmerican Aug 2021 #2
Yes. He'll threaten to smother himself with his My Pillow. n/t Harker Aug 2021 #13
I recently had the 'pleasure' of sleeping with 2 of them at a relatives house. GulfCoast66 Aug 2021 #31
With those credentials he could run for office. Harker Aug 2021 #33
We can only hope! machoneman Aug 2021 #47
Spontaneous combustion? 2naSalit Aug 2021 #3
+1 Hugin Aug 2021 #38
LOL! 2naSalit Aug 2021 #46
He will become like "last years snow" and melt away and not be remembered.. Stuart G Aug 2021 #4
committed Skittles Aug 2021 #5
"MyCardboardBox" IcyPeas Aug 2021 #9
Rubber Room. spanone Aug 2021 #10
Be forced into bankruptcy - camp out under a tree at Mal-a Largo alittlelark Aug 2021 #11
alien abduction? DBoon Aug 2021 #12
This. Tommymac Aug 2021 #14
I HATE THAT SONG! Thunderbeast Aug 2021 #19
How are you with SIDE B? Brother Buzz Aug 2021 #20
Kinda sounds like Russian...LOL LeftInTX Aug 2021 #25
I've spent some time in locked psych wards and suffered other similar misadventures. hunter Aug 2021 #27
You have friends here hunter. panader0 Aug 2021 #37
Thank you. hunter Aug 2021 #48
Lol! Polybius Aug 2021 #28
The RNC is advertising on line for an "Investigations Research Analyst". Sounds like Atticus Aug 2021 #15
Rich crazy people are taken care of until the money runs out Bmoboy Aug 2021 #16
it depends on what Trump says. If Trump kicks him to the curb, there he will stay. Hamlette Aug 2021 #17
He'll do fine. The M$M and outlets like DU cannot get enough Mike Lindell. Sneederbunk Aug 2021 #18
He reminds me of "Dr" Brinkley gay texan Aug 2021 #21
Smothered with a pillow Wicked Blue Aug 2021 #22
by himself onethatcares Aug 2021 #34
forgotten by history, a pauper's death, laid to rest in an unmarked grave without mourners ZonkerHarris Aug 2021 #23
I'd say he'll just grab his pillow and try to go sleep but the fumes never let him wake again-n/t marked50 Aug 2021 #24
Institutionalized PlanetBev Aug 2021 #26
My guess is he ends up as in this Gilbert and Sullivan rendition (apologies to fans of the Mikado) DFW Aug 2021 #29
Ha! I hadn't heard that one. panader0 Aug 2021 #39
I should let you know every time we do a new one. DFW Aug 2021 #41
Please do. They're very clever and well done. panader0 Aug 2021 #42
Just to make sure, these were among our most recent ones DFW Aug 2021 #43
Bookmarking the OP. panader0 Aug 2021 #44
drug rehab and bankruptcy LetMyPeopleVote Aug 2021 #30
No worries! His faithful buddy TFG will come to his rescue and take care of all his problems smirkymonkey Aug 2021 #32
For his own sake, I hope he is institutionalized. GoCubsGo Aug 2021 #35
Mattress box under bridge. Vinca Aug 2021 #36
Down by the river. n/t Hugin Aug 2021 #40
More idiots then ever believe his nonsense. Demand ever more BusterMove Aug 2021 #45
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