Why do prominent Republicans give their children goofy names? Flame me if you want [View all]

[Suji to Seoul]

but look at Sarah Palin's little brood:

Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig. Can someone explain the names to me?

I know I'm being rather petty and sophomoric, but I've been given crap for my name for years and my parents were on a bible kick when I was born and gave me a name directly from the Bible that no one can pronounce right on the first attempt.

George Romney gave Willard the name "Mitt" as a middle name. WTF is Mitt? I used one to play baseball for 20 years. Is it a name?

All I can think right now is "Where did all these goofy boys names come from" bit from George Carlin.

To add to it, Mitt names his first little mutant "Tagg," as in "I wanted to punch the president for insulting muh daddy" Tagg!

Even Limbaugh's parents gave him a goofy name: Rush, which since we know he's a drug addict, is apropos!