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csziggy

(34,136 posts)
Wed Sep 15, 2021, 02:09 AM Sep 2021

Pastafarians now offer vaccine exemption letters! [View all]

Vaccine exemption letters
Published September 14th, 2021 by Bobby Henderson

Many people have asked what is the Church’s stance on vaccinations and vaccination mandates. Many have asked if we provide exemption letters.

I find it weird that religious exemptions are an accepted thing in general, seems like it would be best to leave public health policy to the most knowledgable, not religious leadership. But if Churches must take a position on the issue …

I am happy to announce that we are offering Official letters for those Pastafarians who would like to be exempt from working in proximity to the unvaxxed.

The unvaccinated may emit harmful virus particles which are forbidden to devout Pastafarians, therefore we expect all reasonable measures to be taken to help us avoid these virus particles. Please respect our religious liberty.

More including a link to the form to customize your vaccine exemption letter: https://www.spaghettimonster.org/2021/09/vaccine-exemption-letters/


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Religious exemptions are totally bullshit. PoindexterOglethorpe Sep 2021 #1
Did you actually read the message and not just the title? nt csziggy Sep 2021 #2
satire and parody never work well here Celerity Sep 2021 #5
You are soooo right! csziggy Sep 2021 #6
Posting Without Reading Is My Hobby!!! COL Mustard Sep 2021 #16
Jehovah's Witness oppose blood transfusions. But, when they or their kids get very sick they mucifer Sep 2021 #3
exempt from working in proximity to the unvaxxed Celerity Sep 2021 #4
It's more like a Covidiot Exemption Letter than a Vaccine Exemption GopherGal Sep 2021 #23
What does it take to convert?? Rhiannon12866 Sep 2021 #7
Not sure, I'm agnostic, not Pastafarian csziggy Sep 2021 #8
Well, I think a lot of us would join up if it allowed us to avoid encountering the unvaccinated Rhiannon12866 Sep 2021 #9
I'm lucky in that I am retired and live in the country csziggy Sep 2021 #10
Well, I'm in Northeastern New York in a fairly rural county Rhiannon12866 Sep 2021 #11
Well, be glad of where you live - I'm in Florida csziggy Sep 2021 #17
Oh, my. I am so sorry Rhiannon12866 Sep 2021 #19
Yeah, our governor sucks csziggy Sep 2021 #20
You must be touched by his noodly appendage... Ellipsis Sep 2021 #12
Thanks so much for the offer! Rhiannon12866 Sep 2021 #13
May your pasta always be al dente. Ellipsis Sep 2021 #14
Awww, thanks! Rhiannon12866 Sep 2021 #18
A fondness for garlic bread and pesto sauce or any marinara. 11 Bravo Sep 2021 #22
🍝 underpants Sep 2021 #15
RAMEN!!! GoCubsGo Sep 2021 #21
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