I know it's past Halloween, but, this really creeped me out.

[onethatcares]

6. up against the wall mudderfarker

Like most good parents you should burst into the room and tell that kid sitting on the bed, "Hey pal, assume the position, I'm gonna go through every piece of your belongings and then give you a cavity search to boot."

Krikey, no wonder "pal" is hiding pictures of blowing his brains out.