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....I can post in my journal. I'm gonna read this along with "The Night Before Christmas" as part of a new tradition.

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653 replies	Author	Time	Post
Could my neighbors be in federal trouble? [View all]	diabeticman	Dec 2015	OP
Nuke the site from orbit.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#1
IF you can't be serious don't respond.	diabeticman	Dec 2015	#2
Just want to understand something here	Orrex	Dec 2015	#6
I got this far...	quickesst	Dec 2015	#155
Use your common sense. The FEDS have limited resources.	pnwmom	Dec 2015	#146
I'm being serious, the only objection should be if it was a shitty font	snooper2	Dec 2015	#236
Yeah, but all fucking bets are off if they used Comic Sans. There are limits. nt	msanthrope	Dec 2015	#264
Hey, I'm kinda font of Comic Sans. It's got my typo informal letters.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#410
Oh, Helvetica....are you being serif? nt	msanthrope	Dec 2015	#411
Well, if I am to be franklin and candida, my original statement was a bit bold.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#413
If they don't trust their mail being delivered by the USPS...	Orrex	Dec 2015	#414
Some people just need to get with the Times (New Roman). nt	Dr Hobbitstein	Dec 2015	#425
You're not fooling anyone. We know your type!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#431
.......O?	kentauros	Dec 2015	#538
I like Comic Sans for humorous texts. Why does everyone denigrate it?	tblue37	Dec 2016	#605
Oh, you graphic designers and your comments on the Courier.	brush	Dec 2020	#634
Amazon doesn't ship via USPS, does it? Even if they did, it would not be for tampering.	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2015	#11
Amazon does have	Duckhunter935	Dec 2015	#14
Final segment delivery isn't really the same, as it is a ploy to use USPS services for near free.	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2015	#19
I think that's called SurePost with UPS.	PersonNumber503602	Dec 2015	#300
UPS too	Captain Zero	Dec 2021	#649
Yes they do	SouthernLiberal	Dec 2015	#109
Perhaps that came up as least cost shipping option. But still, no action will result from it.	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2015	#118
12% of the population?	rjsquirrel	Dec 2015	#512
How many are paranoid?	Backseat Driver	Dec 2019	#613
I seem to be always at battle with Republicans.	apcalc	Dec 2016	#601
Amazon does use USPS and I also had a package stolen	dflprincess	Dec 2015	#203
Yes, Amazon sometimes uses USPS	left-of-center2012	Dec 2017	#611
That's called Final Segment Delivery. It's the say Companies Socialize Costs and Privatize Profits	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2017	#612
Amazon uses USPS	Joinfortmill	Dec 2019	#632
Is that an 'Aliens' reference? nt	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2015	#43
...	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#46
Damn, I never know what the hell is going on. (I thought it was a joke)	BlueJazz	Dec 2015	#124
If they interfered with the mail...	Orrex	Dec 2015	#50
Nice :-) nt	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2015	#54
GAME OVER, MAN!!!!	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#72
LOL!	zigby	Dec 2015	#89
Cool story bro	Facility Inspector	Dec 2015	#218
Nonsense.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#219
The only thing that survived...	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#275
"Buzzymandias"	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#426
LOL! Very nice!	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#451
"lone and level doormats "	LiberalEsto	Dec 2015	#562
De Profundis, dude, De Profundis.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#573
I missed your contribution, above, the first time around	dixiegrrrrl	Dec 2017	#607
WOW! That is some work!!	Lifelong Protester	Dec 2017	#608
Amazing parody! Nice poetic justice!	Backseat Driver	Dec 2019	#615
Do you have video of the incident?	MohRokTah	Dec 2015	#3
Consider yourself very lucky if that is the worst issue yoy have with neighbors.	Hoyt	Dec 2015	#4
Unless you actually witnessed it or have video,	GGJohn	Dec 2015	#5
Without hard evidence, there really isn't a case.	NutmegYankee	Dec 2015	#7
I agree.	bdwker	Dec 2015	#452
Why do you hate Christmas? n/t	99th_Monkey	Dec 2015	#8
No, the WIFE hates Christmas	alcibiades_mystery	Dec 2015	#253
Yea, that got old and wore thin for me long ago. I'm left wondering why his wife doesn't just...	ChisolmTrailDem	Dec 2015	#261
Maybe she hates commas too, because he sure never uses them	CreekDog	Dec 2015	#339
Maybe, but 'de minimus' would likely be any 'ruling.'	elleng	Dec 2015	#9
Even if you had video proof of your neighbors	Snobblevitch	Dec 2015	#10
Ah, an ongoing Kabuki play	ProudToBeBlueInRhody	Dec 2015	#12
Exactly right. Andy Kaufman-esque, don't you think?	ret5hd	Dec 2015	#35
Love me some Andy Kaufman!!	Docreed2003	Dec 2015	#153
Wasn't there something once about hopping across the bedroom floor while wrapped up in sheets?	cherokeeprogressive	Dec 2015	#101
Sounds like a clear case of Muslin terrorism	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#104
Never-ending entertainment... is what you are.	cherokeeprogressive	Dec 2015	#107
Oh my gosh.	cwydro	Dec 2015	#345
Good one.	Jesus Malverde	Dec 2015	#223
He was called as a material witness	Orrex	Dec 2015	#224
Despite brutal cross-examination he could not be suede	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#231
That was lamé	Orrex	Dec 2015	#232
Pardon me; I must've satin something damn sparkly	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#233
Curses! Foiled again!	Orrex	Dec 2015	#234
Far be it from me to knitpick	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#238
This whole thread is sew predictable.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#241
Twill be a relief when it's done	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#243
I'm a seersucker for a good pun. nt	msanthrope	Dec 2015	#266
I guess you could do worsted than this thread...	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#277
We've been crewel to the OP. We should have damasked our mockery better. nt	msanthrope	Dec 2015	#296
Weave gone from bad to Worcester	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#299
Lettuce edge back from the wrong side, lest we be accused of being viscose. nt	msanthrope	Dec 2015	#303
The whole subthread has me in stitches	Hekate	Dec 2015	#304
We have nothing moire to offer than our purls of wiseassdom	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#312
Kudos to the OP, for his excellent whole cloth tale of the Christmas buzzard. nt	msanthrope	Dec 2015	#314
That Christmas buzzard is getting his goose cooked. What kind of gravy goes with that?	Hekate	Dec 2015	#318
Advice to OP: DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VELOUR	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#327
Omg	Tipperary	Dec 2015	#333
Can't believe	marybourg	Dec 2015	#356
I can beat that:	kentauros	Dec 2015	#417
I'm a frayed knot	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#432
knit picking	rbrnmw	Dec 2015	#468
and pinboy can needle with the best of them!	lastlib	Nov 2016	#598
But the prosecution witness was 3 sheets to the wind so they lost the pillow case. nt	Fla Dem	Dec 2015	#248
The whole thing was a sham.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#258
Judges don't allow that, duvet?	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#280
Can anything at all be selvedged?	Hekate	Dec 2015	#305
I feel like some on this thread are bedskirting around the issue.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#372
For some, it's comforter that way	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#374
I guess in the scheme of things it really doesn't mattress that much.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#376
Still, hope springs eternal	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#378
That's a nice blanket statement.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#380
The future's not ours to see. What wool be wool be.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#387
True. That thought helps cushion my anxiety.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#407
I'm sure it's a comfort to the OP as he gets pillowried	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#434
Sounds like some people are down on the OP	LiberalEsto	Dec 2015	#564
You just -had- to needle 'em on that point, didn't you?	kentauros	Dec 2015	#539
Muslin? I'd say Linenist or Satinist myself n/t	eridani	Dec 2015	#566
So now we've turned this whole thing into Satin-worship?	lastlib	Nov 2016	#599
I'm gonna go ahead and put my neck out there and	GummyBearz	Dec 2015	#13
This is a serious matter and you want make fun	diabeticman	Dec 2015	#17
How is it a serious matter?!	Codeine	Dec 2015	#22
Actually, it's not a serious matter.	EL34x4	Dec 2015	#25
In my neighborhood they only steal them	Codeine	Dec 2015	#31
Someone stole my neighbor's Christmas tree from Amazon last week.	Hassin Bin Sober	Dec 2015	#119
Whoever it was, tell them to take a bough	Orrex	Dec 2015	#122
I'm afraid they might branch out into stealing menorahs and such.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#381
I found the security camera footage.	LeftyMom	Dec 2015	#130
Well played...well played....	Docreed2003	Dec 2015	#156
x2	RayLib	Dec 2015	#201
lol.	Hassin Bin Sober	Dec 2015	#198
DUzy!	FSogol	Dec 2015	#288
Ha!	SammyWinstonJack	Dec 2015	#360
Someone in Springfield, Missouri, evidently...	Contrary1	Dec 2015	#412
Someone that doesn't realize there is a Christmas tree in	dewsgirl	Dec 2019	#629
In my neighborhood, people bring me packages the PO guy left at THEIR door	dixiegrrrrl	Dec 2015	#181
Can that not result in serious injury if halls are decked?	sprinkleeninow	Dec 2019	#620
It's only as serious as you want to make it.	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2015	#27
With all respect, Diabeticman, it is not a serious matter. You may want to	Nay	Dec 2015	#55
The key to winning a "who's a bigger asshole" contest	Turbineguy	Dec 2015	#84
Yep. But so many people just can't let the other guy win. I think that's the	Nay	Dec 2015	#90
I'm not sure. I think the key word is "my wife".	hughee99	Dec 2015	#274
dude, your thread is about an entry mat that says "Merry Christmas"	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#70
Warren you're not taking this matter seriously	Kurska	Dec 2015	#105
I am dying laughing.	yardwork	Dec 2015	#220
bwahahaha	EdwardBernays	Dec 2015	#227
Condo buzzards get very irritable when people carrion. Those beaks are sharp, too.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#306
But that one only got three stars.	progressoid	Dec 2015	#507
Atheism 2.0	womanofthehills	Dec 2015	#532
This isn't a serious matter. At all.	Agschmid	Dec 2015	#151
The reason people are making fun of it is because its not a serious matter.	Waldorf	Dec 2015	#160
You call this serious? There are	840high	Dec 2015	#173
It is only a serious matter in your mind	Marrah_G	Dec 2015	#212
Would that be boatneck, v-neck, scoop neck, cowl or crewneck?	sprinkleeninow	Dec 2019	#621
I'm curious about how the buzzard feels about being rung for entrance.	aikoaiko	Dec 2015	#15
He just has to get used to it and carrion somehow	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#18
Damn you, sir.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#32
Adding one more comment, continuing to eat a dead horse! nt	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2015	#40
You know what they say..."No guts, no glory"	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#98
I think you meant "No guts, no gory"	magical thyme	Dec 2015	#154
Pinboy, Pinboy, Pinboy. Must I always leave this smilie for you?	Nay	Dec 2015	#58
I actually did laugh out loud that time. Thanks!!	WillowTree	Dec 2015	#79
so did I	TorchTheWitch	Dec 2015	#185
Wow	TexasProgresive	Dec 2015	#82
Now I have to get another beer out of the fridge. Dammit.	blackspade	Dec 2015	#189
LMAO! I was waiting for someone to ask this.	SammyWinstonJack	Dec 2015	#97
I think it's neat that they have buzzards working their secured	raccoon	Dec 2015	#108
"On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me / A Door Buzzard for the common entery"	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#423
My front door has a cardinal!	greatauntoftriplets	Dec 2015	#141
I can wholly see that	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#328
...	greatauntoftriplets	Dec 2015	#329
I hope nobody let the buzzard in	CreekDog	Dec 2015	#342
I suspect it's in that position because the "Door-Buzzard" is not	kentauros	Dec 2015	#540
Since others have addressed the postal issue: My two cents.	femmocrat	Dec 2015	#16
Let's see:	diabeticman	Dec 2015	#23
If she's that respectful of others' beliefs	Codeine	Dec 2015	#38
"(HEY! GET YOUR DOOR BUZZARD AWAY FROM THAT DEAD DOG!)"	Cal Carpenter	Dec 2015	#171
is there a homeowners association	hill2016	Dec 2015	#61
If she is that tramuatized by a door mat, goodness, just wipe your feet on it every time	Fla Dem	Dec 2015	#67
Best answer. Really. Choose your battles.	mnhtnbb	Dec 2015	#170
But it's a slap in deface to his wife!1!!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#489
Do you understand the meaning of the word "respect"?	Yo_Mama	Dec 2015	#102
how would you feel	sweetapogee	Dec 2015	#121
Sing Christmas carols off-key	Generic Other	Dec 2015	#205
Let it go	Marrah_G	Dec 2015	#213
Wait. What? They decorate a natural DEAL?	Tipperary	Dec 2015	#325
Your condo has a buzzard?!	Codeine	Dec 2015	#20
This is a common enterence!	diabeticman	Dec 2015	#24
Buzzards aren't common at any entrance. nt	Codeine	Dec 2015	#26
Maybe it's a door buzzard.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#33
lol	Voice for Peace	Dec 2015	#91
Buzz Buzzard?	snooper2	Dec 2015	#242
Dude, your killing me.	blackspade	Dec 2015	#190
OK, that's the one I laughed at. (so far)	TreasonousBastard	Dec 2015	#492
so what?	Dorian Gray	Dec 2015	#196
Buzzard	Ms. Toad	Dec 2019	#616
Lol!	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#30
My can-do condo has a condor, if you'll forgive my candor	Orrex	Dec 2015	#47
My bldg. management frowns on noise, so I have to make do with a turnkey vulture	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#48
I wonder if the wife's package from Amazon was raptor unwrapped.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#49
All things being eagle, I'd guess it was ducked out for the holiday that shall not be named	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#51
I hate to admit it...	Orrex	Dec 2015	#52
It was offal.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#68
Yule regret that!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#375
I was struggling to keep up with you, LOL	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#92
You are quite talon-ted.	blackspade	Dec 2015	#191
I'd better not get in my carcass I'm laughing so hard I might drive off the road.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#379
I hate wren that happens. It's quite a birden on his shoulders, but	U4ikLefty	Dec 2015	#77
Serious question...	Docreed2003	Dec 2015	#159
...	Quackers	Dec 2015	#528
Well played...lol	Docreed2003	Dec 2015	#530
Don't you mean 'unraptored?'	blackspade	Dec 2015	#192
I'm en-raptored waiting to find out!	Hekate	Dec 2015	#307
Probably raptored with a rib-bone tied in a bow.	JustABozoOnThisBus	Dec 2015	#247
TURNKEY vulture	Skittles	Dec 2015	#504
G'ah! I didn't think this thread would get any funnier~	KittyWampus	Dec 2015	#113
!...	TeeYiYi	Dec 2015	#39
That top one is permanently associated with the word buzzard for me...	TipTok	Dec 2015	#226
It's the traditional Christmas Buzzard.	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#65
And now, WMMS lays the hard stuff on ya,... Merry Christmas!	marble falls	Dec 2015	#139
No trouble, but here's a fun idea...	MohRokTah	Dec 2015	#21
Two points	SickOfTheOnePct	Dec 2015	#28
Perhaps your wife should stop being a pain in the ass.	Throd	Dec 2015	#29
Exactly, a true atheist doesn't believe and thinks stuff like that is silly. nt	TheBlackAdder	Dec 2015	#36
Choose your battles carefully...	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#34
+1000	narnian60	Dec 2015	#42
Exactly! I just roll with stuff like this. Life is often frustrating enough without creating more	RKP5637	Dec 2015	#88
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ n/t	truedelphi	Dec 2015	#132
I agree, choose your battles	moosesong	Dec 2015	#176
What a wonderful human being you sound like. n/t	Shandris	Dec 2015	#37
Season Greetings	MowCowWhoHow III	Dec 2015	#41
Have to Rec this	treestar	Dec 2015	#44
No	nadinbrzezinski	Dec 2015	#45
Ignore it,for heaven's sake.	virgogal	Dec 2015	#53
"For heaven's sake"?	Codeine	Dec 2015	#78
Or buzzkill to buzzard.	kentauros	Dec 2015	#541
replace the doormat with with this one:	IcyPeas	Dec 2015	#56
I vote for this as the solution lol nt	steve2470	Dec 2015	#115
I used to have that one.	Le Taz Hot	Dec 2015	#244
I used to have one that said "GO AWAY"	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#259
What about this one?	Quackers	Dec 2015	#531
Ha!	SammyWinstonJack	Dec 2015	#556
hahaha	rbrnmw	Dec 2015	#557
That is just	avebury	Dec 2019	#623
I can't believe it's been four years since that post.	Quackers	Dec 2019	#625
regarding the mat, i would just enjoy stomping and tramping mud on it.	unblock	Dec 2015	#57
I agree with you.	Mariana	Dec 2015	#81
I would find it rather symbolic and satisfying to have it there wiping my feet on it.	RKP5637	Dec 2015	#93
Exactly.	AngryOldDem	Dec 2015	#150
i disagree about the "just how easily" part. this is exactly the problem.	unblock	Dec 2015	#158
As others have also said...	AngryOldDem	Dec 2015	#184
You mean give it sort of a ... tramp stomp?	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#384
ROFL!	unblock	Dec 2015	#421
This is war! Scorched earth! Nail that mat to their damn door!	cheapdate	Dec 2015	#59
lol	Renew Deal	Dec 2015	#403
print this poster and hang it on the door	hill2016	Dec 2015	#60
I have to kick this...	abakan	Dec 2015	#62
Did you hear the one about the persecuted atheist bull in Spain?	Orrex	Dec 2015	#64
so the guy says to the genie, "What the hell am I supposed to do with a sixteen inch PIANIST?"	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#73
Sounds like he needs a tiny organ.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#111
That sounds like papal bull to me! :) - nt	KingCharlemagne	Dec 2015	#99
That's not believable	CreekDog	Dec 2015	#343
I didn't want to believe him either, but he seemed to sincere.	Orrex	Dec 2015	#349
Speaking of bulls, I'm bullish on the buzzard thread. It's going places!	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#383
Kudzu BE any more obvious?	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#386
Vine, next time I'll be more subtle.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#406
You'll find olive us in the garden,	kentauros	Dec 2015	#542
Well, exactly. It's much ado about nothing, and reminds us all, hopefully, to not	Nay	Dec 2015	#74
This is I don't drink with you level awesome.	AngryAmish	Dec 2015	#95
hee...someone pointed out that thread.	artislife	Dec 2015	#183
Hey, you owe that guy beer money	Cal Carpenter	Dec 2015	#200
O, Jesus, not that guy. I almost left DU over that idiot. nt	Nay	Dec 2015	#295
and many experiences. nt	cherokeeprogressive	Dec 2015	#347
Your only hope would be if the package had	Politicalboi	Dec 2015	#63
ever hear the phrase 'don't sweat the small stuff'?	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#66
Have you ever read his previous threads about his condo neighbors?	tammywammy	Dec 2015	#110
I CLEARLY have not been paying enough attention!	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#133
It's been quite a few months since I've read an installment of Condo Neighbors from Hell	tammywammy	Dec 2015	#135
I seem to recall that the "wife"	Texasgal	Dec 2015	#174
best thread ever (well, after "blowing up the moon!!)	EX500rider	Dec 2015	#69
Blowing up the moon was probably the neighbor's idea, too	Orrex	Dec 2015	#71
IT IS A COMMON LUNAR ENTERENCE!! nt	Codeine	Dec 2015	#76
Whoa, there. No need to go...POSTAL.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#85
Y'all are cracking me up!	Tipperary	Dec 2015	#106
Hey, what is DU for if not to PUSH THE ENVELOPE?!	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#368
MOON BUZZARDS	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#100
Buzz Ardrin	Enrique	Dec 2015	#136
...	Codeine	Dec 2015	#140
Buzz Aldrin knows how to deal with these kind of situations...	progressoid	Dec 2015	#509
This will swing the proxy vote!	ProudToBeBlueInRhody	Dec 2015	#353
Well sure, who know what kind of incendiary mat the moon had out?!	EX500rider	Dec 2015	#83
EVAR!!!!!!!!	Docreed2003	Dec 2015	#163
ahhhhh the memories	Marrah_G	Dec 2015	#215
what will be the name of this classic	Skittles	Dec 2015	#505
The Door Buzzard thread, of course	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#513
The Door Buzzard Thread has a nice ring to it	Hekate	Dec 2015	#543
News from the future: This now is a classic Lounge thread!	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2017	#609
omg this thread!	Matariki	Dec 2015	#75
There are a lot of things in this life that are worth worrying about.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#80
Have you noticed that not only	SheilaT	Dec 2015	#278
But if socks are the larval form of hangars,	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#282
They are very, very sneaky.	SheilaT	Dec 2015	#284
I wish my hangers would multiply...	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#285
It's only the wire hangars that multiply.	SheilaT	Dec 2015	#287
No, that's wrong	CreekDog	Dec 2015	#344
Not to me it doesn't. I never get a penny.	SheilaT	Dec 2015	#354
Sneak in to his house and leave one new shoe in his closet.	HubertHeaver	Dec 2015	#500
LOL! Since the one time he got a pair of shoes,	SheilaT	Dec 2015	#533
Sorry about the green towel and my socks	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#506
You lost your towel?	kentauros	Dec 2015	#544
My advice: Pick your battles	Ms. Yertle	Dec 2015	#86
LOL All I gotta say is be thankful these are your problems	zigby	Dec 2015	#87
Welcome to the DU!	icymist	Dec 2015	#290
IF they were open to getting in trouble, would you/your wife get them in trouble??	jmg257	Dec 2015	#94
I know they are not cute, colorful, or attractive,	Sissyk	Dec 2015	#96
You are being skepticial	iranianguy	Dec 2015	#103
Wait.... you got upset about a DOOR MAT!?	Adrahil	Dec 2015	#112
"You guys wanna stick around for an oven mitt?"	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#125
Plus if the issue is door mats, for anyone who hates Christams -	truedelphi	Dec 2015	#168
Go walk in the mud. Problem solved. --nt	CrispyQ	Dec 2015	#114
No, they can't be in trouble.	tammywammy	Dec 2015	#116
Not in trouble, far from it. I heard they're being considered for sainthood	CreekDog	Dec 2015	#346
Did Your Wife Ever Open The Door?	KittyWampus	Dec 2015	#117
I thought this as well. When you take this with other OP's Dman has written	Fla Dem	Dec 2015	#193
We certainly could be getting gamed, but damn, I haven't laughed so hard	Nay	Dec 2015	#298
His poor wife....always dropped in the grease by him. I wonder what her	SammyWinstonJack	Dec 2015	#361
I think it's all going to end up in a book on Amazon.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#308
I think you got it.	TreasonousBastard	Dec 2015	#495
Based on what you're saying, it sounds as if.......	WillowTree	Dec 2015	#120
If a door mat is this upsetting to you, you must lead a very charmed life.	Vinca	Dec 2015	#123
Y'all need a hobby. Maybe you could make yourselves some nice scarves this winter.	LeftyMom	Dec 2015	#126
Both Dman and his wife seem to be plenty crotchety already. Maybe knitting would fill the bill.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#309
some excellent purls of wisdom	nadine_mn	Dec 2015	#517
Definitely on the fringe. ❤ nt	littlemissmartypants	Dec 2020	#640
I eagerly await your appearance on the Jerry Springer show. n/t	dgibby	Dec 2015	#127
In my humble opinion,	DesertRat	Dec 2015	#128
WTF?	Egnever	Dec 2015	#129
You live in the USA. Last time I Looked, Christians were the majority.	truedelphi	Dec 2015	#131
you mean this opera involves handcuffs?	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#134
yes, call in Obama's anti Christmas batallion	Enrique	Dec 2015	#137
no	H2O Man	Dec 2015	#138
Your wife writes letters to complain about a Merry Christmas doormat?	cwydro	Dec 2015	#142
Merry Christmas	linuxman	Dec 2015	#143
poutrageous...	ileus	Dec 2015	#144
I think the feds have better things to worry about	Travis_0004	Dec 2015	#145
The GIRL SCOUTS have better things to worry about than an oh-so-offensive Christmas door mat!	WillowTree	Dec 2015	#199
Your wife is offended by a mat that says Merry Christmas?	SheilaT	Dec 2015	#147
MYOB. Seriously.	AngryOldDem	Dec 2015	#148
No.	Agschmid	Dec 2015	#149
Be happy the neighbor doesnt have this on their doorstep	randys1	Dec 2015	#152
Get down on your knees and be thankful these are your worst problems.	REP	Dec 2015	#157
"THIS IS J. EDGAR HOOVER OF THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#161
Forget it, Jake. He's untouchable.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#166
Your wife is the worst Atheist ever. And from prior postings?	alphafemale	Dec 2015	#162
You want to use fed resources because someone wrote Merry Christmas on a package	DrDan	Dec 2015	#164
I am so thankful.	Texasgal	Dec 2015	#165
Let...it...go....	Docreed2003	Dec 2015	#167
Round these parts it is a Tolerable Festivus.	Throckmorton	Dec 2015	#217
I often say	1939	Dec 2015	#433
somehow I think the feds have more important things to deal with	rollin74	Dec 2015	#169
Merry Xmas. Wish my problems were	840high	Dec 2015	#172
If you own a condo,...	NCTraveler	Dec 2015	#175
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a	Orrex	Dec 2015	#235
He coulda won a Grammy,	NCTraveler	Dec 2015	#237
He ate a crocodile. nt	Dr Hobbitstein	Dec 2015	#428
With everything going on in the world, this is just wow....	onecaliberal	Dec 2015	#177
This thread will be inducted into the DU Hall of Fame	Kaleva	Dec 2015	#178
Will, I think it already has	nadinbrzezinski	Dec 2015	#182
I CALL FOR AN EPOXY VOTE AT ONCE!!!!	ProudToBeBlueInRhody	Dec 2015	#351
I don't know if that's a good idea. That procedure can get a bit sticky.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#377
I am completely unimpressed with this problem	Android3.14	Dec 2015	#179
I have two comments:	LiberalElite	Dec 2015	#180
I would think about what the	madville	Dec 2015	#186
get a life---unrec.	panader0	Dec 2015	#187
Lol!!	darkangel218	Dec 2015	#229
K&R for "buzzard needs rung".	Nye Bevan	Dec 2015	#188
You could have just picked it up and tossed it in a dumpster.	bluedigger	Dec 2015	#194
This is why we lose elections and why there is intolerance against atheists and Jews	Reter	Dec 2015	#195
Is the mat reading Merry Christmas to itself?	BKH70041	Dec 2015	#197
Why can't the neighbors put out a mat that says merry Christmas?	yeoman6987	Dec 2015	#202
Maybe diabeticman knows that he owns the world -	truedelphi	Dec 2015	#208
sounds like the whole place is full of assholes	Kali	Dec 2015	#204
Given the stories told here about fights with the condo board	REP	Dec 2015	#271
oh yeah	Kali	Dec 2015	#272
That's fantastic!!	REP	Dec 2015	#273
It makes you wonder if the OP and his	avebury	Dec 2019	#624
Don't listen to these other posters, they are all idiots.	actslikeacarrot	Dec 2015	#206
Walter??? Is that you????	Docreed2003	Dec 2015	#230
This thread is a special Xmas gift. God bless us everyone.	Bonx	Dec 2015	#207
Do you guys have any hobbies?	eShirl	Dec 2015	#209
Pestering other condo residents IS their hobby.	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#320
You'd be better off buying her a present	jmowreader	Dec 2015	#210
I like the Baphomet statue.	darkangel218	Dec 2015	#228
That's the cheap one	jmowreader	Dec 2015	#267
Instead of a Baphomet, how about a bath mat?	Orrex	Dec 2015	#268
She would consider that a victory	jmowreader	Dec 2015	#270
Do they have a HAIL SATAN doormat?	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#260
No, but you can get one custom printed	jmowreader	Dec 2015	#265
I found a nice Cthulhu door mat.	bluedigger	Dec 2015	#323
Well, it was supposed to say HAIL SANTA, but there was a typo.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#369
I am not a Christian and here is my advice	Marrah_G	Dec 2015	#211
Everyday People	struggle4progress	Dec 2015	#214
Could be worse	MowCowWhoHow III	Dec 2015	#216
LOL - that's hysterical.	Vinca	Dec 2015	#222
Let its now?	progressoid	Dec 2015	#510
As a neighbor to that,	kentauros	Dec 2015	#546
This message was self-deleted by its author	A HERETIC I AM	Dec 2015	#221
lulz of the day	Jesus Malverde	Dec 2015	#225
There is a general lack of empathy for diabeticman in this thread./nt	DemocratSinceBirth	Dec 2015	#239
But there's certainly gratitude lol;	cwydro	Dec 2015	#246
I know, right? More empathy is being directed towards the buzzard than the OP. (nt)	Nye Bevan	Dec 2015	#256
I have empathy for anybody who to share a dwelling with a buzzard. (nt)	DemocratSinceBirth	Dec 2015	#257
This post is only here for troll bait!	Pisces	Dec 2015	#240
It's certainly some effective "droll bait". nt	JustABozoOnThisBus	Dec 2015	#249
I think most people realize that, but they mostly enjoy these mostly harmless troll bait threads.	PersonNumber503602	Dec 2015	#301
There are homeless people, families,	Le Taz Hot	Dec 2015	#245
Those homeless people don't have to deal with jerk neighbors wishing them Merry Christmas	Orrex	Dec 2015	#250
See? There's always a silver lining if we just look for it.	Le Taz Hot	Dec 2015	#254
Ahahahahahaha....Top Quality Performance Art	alcibiades_mystery	Dec 2015	#251
Seriously? n/t	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#262
Indeed.	blue neen	Dec 2015	#289
I coined the phrase COS (constantly offended syndrome) for exactly this scenario !!!......	clarice	Dec 2015	#252
.	deutsey	Dec 2015	#255
...	randys1	Dec 2015	#276
One of the funniest bits from that movie...	deutsey	Dec 2015	#291
your OPs are always thought provoking	olddots	Dec 2015	#263
And filled with punspirations!	kentauros	Dec 2015	#547
10 second google: a link to report tampering with your mail.	JudyM	Dec 2015	#269
Look at it this way...it's a doormat...you wipe your feet on it...	KansDem	Dec 2015	#279
Da fuq? Didn't you just move because you didn't get along with neighbors? If you are serious,	bettyellen	Dec 2015	#281
Am I the only one who feels sorry for the other two apartment dwellers in this building? The	TeamPooka	Dec 2015	#283
They must cringe every time they hear the door buzzard rung. :( nt	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#286
"Another rung on the buzzard."	kentauros	Dec 2015	#548
Shhhhh	ProudToBeBlueInRhody	Dec 2015	#352
No matter what magic I find under the Festivus Pole this year	Ligyron	Dec 2015	#292
Epic, isn't it?	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#293
Ain't it the truth? With all the teeth-grinding shit being flung our way in	Nay	Dec 2015	#294
I had a long day - came back to	840high	Dec 2015	#297
we haven't had one of these for a while	JI7	Dec 2015	#302
My husband is asleep and I am here reading this thread and trying to be silent while busting a gut.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#310
Busting a gut? The door buzzard needs rung!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#311
Thank you for making me laugh so many times today.	cwydro	Dec 2015	#313
To make the hall of fame, the door buzzard ...	JustABozoOnThisBus	Dec 2015	#315
STOP it!!	cwydro	Dec 2015	#316
Also, circumcized, and:	kentauros	Dec 2015	#549
Oh gawd, the door buzzard...........	SammyWinstonJack	Dec 2015	#560
Me too Hekate!	Ligyron	Dec 2015	#317
In posting just to say I posted in this thread	Godhumor	Dec 2015	#319
Funniest forum comments I have ever read ANYWHERE!	summerschild	Dec 2015	#321
I keep giggling to myself	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#322
In these troubled times threads such as this one are truly a gift. (nt)	Nye Bevan	Dec 2015	#324
Probably not	HassleCat	Dec 2015	#326
3 Days of the Door Buzzard	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#330
California Peggy will be so jealous.	GoneOffShore	Dec 2015	#336
I'm sad because I just saw this thread today.	betsuni	Dec 2015	#338
3 weeks of the Door Buzzard	HubertHeaver	Dec 2015	#559
Does your condo board allow mixed animals?	myrna minx	Dec 2015	#331
NO PETS ESPECIALLY MIXED ANIMALS!!! This is what the door buzzard is for.	betsuni	Dec 2015	#335
Oscar would be ok though, right?	KatyMan	Dec 2019	#614
lol	treestar	Dec 2015	#341
NOOOOOO!!!!1! Not that again!	Hekate	Dec 2015	#366
Only as Door Buzzard food	Hekate	Dec 2015	#367
Hay!	kentauros	Dec 2015	#550
Thanks for this thread. I needed a laugh today.	bklyncowgirl	Dec 2015	#332
No. n/t	gollygee	Dec 2015	#334
No. This is beyond a 'first world problem'.	GoneOffShore	Dec 2015	#337
That depends. Who is going to write up the complaint?	CreekDog	Dec 2015	#340
Merry Christmas to you and your family!!!	GusBob	Dec 2015	#348
I think you should start a new Christmas (or holiday, if you like) custom	The Velveteen Ocelot	Dec 2015	#350
And ON the presents Santa writes Merry Christmas and Christmas underline.	betsuni	Dec 2015	#355
Hmmm, that's good!	kentauros	Dec 2015	#551
K & r	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#357
I'm not sure where to send it, but I think	summerschild	Dec 2015	#358
Some kind of prize	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#359
I'm putting it in for a Better Homes & Gardens Award: Best Condorminium	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#362
Hawkertectural Digest might be a good place to try for Best Condorminium, too.	betsuni	Dec 2015	#363
Thanks! I've had some interest from Hortivulture Magazine, too.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#364
The editor of Cosmowlpolitan might swoop on this as well.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#370
Lol! n/t	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#365
Ah yes, the famous Pullet Surprize	Hekate	Dec 2015	#371
This thread is a thing of beauty. Long may it live!!	Coventina	Dec 2015	#373
agree - love this thread - another kick to keep it alive	DrDan	Dec 2015	#400
with all due respect....	steve2470	Dec 2015	#382
Lighten up, Steve. It's Christmas, when every condo needs a Little Bummer Boy.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#385
You said the word! It is one of the words the Wife of diabeticman cannot hear!	betsuni	Dec 2015	#388
especially one who uses Door Buzzards!	steve2470	Dec 2015	#389
Come, they told me, pa rum pa pa buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#408
The postal investigations will continue until the merriment subsides!!1!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#390
and someone's Christmas mat is interfering with the ENTERENCE! nt	steve2470	Dec 2015	#391
There's only one solution: Matricide	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#392
I think that solution could wipe his and her soles clean! nt	steve2470	Dec 2015	#393
Their souls, on the other hand, may be a lost cause	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#394
hopefully not to get entangled with the Lost Cause of the Confederacy :p	steve2470	Dec 2015	#395
On the plus side, at least they have someone to prey for them	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#396
maybe they can get the condo to install a falcon doorknocker ?	steve2470	Dec 2015	#397
A door buzzard in the hand...	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#398
Ahhh the struggle is real...	giftedgirl77	Dec 2015	#399
not sure why, but I get the feeling that this poutrage was discussed over dinner at the Olive Garden	DrDan	Dec 2015	#401
You see, thats where the OP was wrong.	darkangel218	Dec 2015	#419
But only if	kentauros	Dec 2015	#552
You need to find something better to do	Renew Deal	Dec 2015	#402
Gives 'Casablanca' a whole new meaning for the neigthbors	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#404
Those djinn joints must be fun places.	kentauros	Dec 2015	#554
Thank you for not editing out the Buzzard (nt)	Nye Bevan	Dec 2015	#405
Are door buzzards and federal trouble over Christmas scribblings the newest EPIC THREAD on DU? eom	MohRokTah	Dec 2015	#409
DU's new sentimental Christmas classic: 'It's a Wonderful Wife'	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#442
Official response from U.S. Postal Service...	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#415
...	countryjake	Dec 2015	#499
CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!	uppityperson	Dec 2015	#416
Wow...	AngryOldDem	Dec 2015	#418
You made my day!!!	Kilgore	Dec 2015	#420
Best Thread Evar!!	Maynar	Dec 2015	#422
No, they are not in federal trouble. At all.	stevenleser	Dec 2015	#424
This makes my worry over losing my home to property taxes in July seem so petty now, I feel so	Mnemosyne	Dec 2015	#427
You know what I think?	Kalidurga	Dec 2015	#429
Clearly you need to piss on the mat to establish your dominance and territory	Rex	Dec 2015	#430
That's obviously the Number One solution	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#436
You are baaaaa-aaadd!	Rex	Dec 2015	#437
No, but your wife needs to chill the fuck out	TexasBushwhacker	Dec 2015	#435
Yule trees are okay, maybe the wife's religion is Wicca.	betsuni	Dec 2015	#438
Yule tree is okay, but our'll tree is better	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#439
I'll take your word fir it.	betsuni	Dec 2015	#440
Oh, your tree is fine. I was just being a tiny bit wicca'd.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#441
Why is President Obama remaining silent on this?	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#443
Oh, I've missed this thread!	PasadenaTrudy	Dec 2015	#444
Just like 'It's a Wonderful Life' it brings tears to your eyes	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#445
Everytime this thread get bumped a door buzzard gets to ring!	KittyWampus	Dec 2015	#446
BREAKING: ASPCA Launches Major Investigation; Concerned Over Reports of Door Buzzard Being Wrung	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#447
Well, of course!	kentauros	Dec 2015	#555
.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#448
STOP tuching the door buzzard!	JustABozoOnThisBus	Dec 2015	#450
Shhh! Don't be talon on me!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#457
If you go blind from touching the door buzzard, yule rue the day you ever started	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#460
You should write that on somebody's package	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#461
Maybe on his parcel post, too.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#476
LOL	underpants	Dec 2015	#518
I just gotta ask, how is that buzzard faring ????	steve2470	Dec 2015	#449
He's peeing on his legs and throwing up a lot. In other words, he seems perfectly normal.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#459
D-Man, I want to wish you and your wife a Happy Solstice, a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hannuka and	Squinch	Dec 2015	#453
Gotta give this a Christmas Eve kick. Hope no one's holiday was Recc'd by the Buzzard.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#454
Hey, when you guys fry up your door buzzards, do you use corn flakes in the recipe?	Squinch	Dec 2015	#455
They're kind of tough and gamey after having been knocked about for so long.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#475
.	Squinch	Dec 2015	#479
Hire an attorney, named Sue	Zo Zig	Dec 2015	#456
"Gentlemen, you can't hire a vulture in here. This is a condorminium!"	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#458
Please do not stir the buzzards.	Rex	Dec 2015	#463
While other epic threads fizzled, the door buzzard sizzled.	Rex	Dec 2015	#462
This calls for a limerick:	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#464
Whew, thanks!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#465
Oh, you mean the one whose tail was so long you could pluck it?	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#467
I had to have laughed the most at this! nt	truegrit44	Dec 2015	#474
I was thinking of the one about his postal trial being the only one on the ducket	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#478
Pffffft!	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#485
This message was self-deleted by its author	Orrex	Dec 2015	#481
Oh No, who is playing with fire to reinstate this Op?	akbacchus_BC	Dec 2015	#466
I mashed the door buzzard and this answered	KentuckyWoman	Dec 2015	#469
Lol, too funny, that was the joke I was referring to!	akbacchus_BC	Dec 2015	#470
Has the Door Buzzard feasted on the dead horse the DUers have beaten for it? This thread ...	Hekate	Dec 2015	#471
People are still having fun with it, so what the hay?	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#472
Ho Ho Ho -- or is that Whoa Whoa Whoa?	Hekate	Dec 2015	#473
The mane thing is that we post on and ignore the neighsayers.	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#477
Is someone trying to rein on this parade? They better not be trying to stirrup trouble.	Squinch	Dec 2015	#480
Roundup the usual foul suspects!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#488
LOL! True confession:	Squinch	Dec 2015	#520
But to continue with the discussion at hand, I'd take a different tack and try and harness that	Squinch	Dec 2015	#521
Another limerick, if yule permit me:	Orrex	Dec 2015	#482
The horse has been beaten, the buzzard has rung. All Santa left us was...	Phentex	Dec 2015	#483
...	Arugula Latte	Dec 2015	#490
does the buzzard go "ding dung?" nt	LiberalEsto	Dec 2015	#563
Instead...	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#487
No but the door buzzards are circling the carcass!	Initech	Dec 2015	#498
Drop it. It's not worth the trouble or effort. Bigger fish to fry, I'm sure.	Lil Missy	Dec 2015	#484
When the buzzard topic was wrung out, we added the horse pun topic. Now fish? This is inseine!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#486
I'll be off the DU for the next hoof hour thanks to you.	KentuckyWoman	Dec 2015	#494
We all know you are fabulous at this, but now you're just fishing for compliments!	Squinch	Dec 2015	#522
Careful--don't be creel. Remember, Luca Brasi sleeps with the...well, you know.	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#524
Are you threadfinning me??????????? That's just crappie of you!	Squinch	Dec 2015	#525
I'll have you know I am considered a rod among my piers	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#526
I would tackle the issue of your threats, but I won't abass myself to that level. And anyway,	Squinch	Dec 2015	#529
yes, some, er, bullfish	Skittles	Dec 2015	#497
Posting to Bookmark. I have to...	Whiskeytide	Dec 2015	#491
How did I miss this? An instant classic!	NRaleighLiberal	Dec 2015	#493
the term "overplaying your hand" comes to mind	Skittles	Dec 2015	#496
No masturbation posts in GD!!!	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#501
STOP IT PINBOY2NINER	Skittles	Dec 2015	#503
Uh oh. This could become a self-fulfilling prophecy	Squinch	Dec 2015	#523
Oh, are they ever in trouble...	TreasonousBastard	Dec 2015	#502
But what about cats? Still no cats?	betsuni	Dec 2015	#508
Are you joking? I mean do you really have a wife who is so anal that she would complain	trillion	Dec 2015	#511
She "FOLLOWS YULETIDE TRADITIONS AND TRY TO BE RESPECTFUL OF ALL OTHERS BELIEF" (#23)	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#514
Soon the buzzard will let in a blizzard	JustABozoOnThisBus	Dec 2015	#515
Ask the Wizard	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#516
Or the Lizard!	darkangel218	Dec 2015	#527
I asked Izzard:	kentauros	Dec 2015	#586
AND IS SLAPPED IN THE FACE! IT IS A COMMON DOOR.	betsuni	Dec 2015	#519
Won't somebody think of the cats?! That buzzard is a hazard to the cat on the mat. nt	Hekate	Dec 2015	#536
we can't talk about the cats	rbrnmw	Dec 2015	#537
Also, in the mane, it's written into the cats clause. nt	JustABozoOnThisBus	Dec 2015	#545
That's "enterence"!	kentauros	Dec 2015	#558
Is that like enteric? Just ... another passageway as we go through this life.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#574
Just like a movement,	kentauros	Dec 2015	#580
A mat in a condo	teach1st	Dec 2015	#534
Look on the bright side	Quackers	Dec 2015	#535
Maybe, if you really want to go there and you can provide	LWolf	Dec 2015	#553
This thread is truly...	3catwoman3	Dec 2015	#561
Does the mailman ring that buzzard twice?	countryjake	Dec 2015	#565
FREE THE BUZZARDS!	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#567
If the Duct-taped Duck could be freed, so can the Buzzard. Buzzard Rights!	Hekate	Dec 2015	#570
My friend Gus broke a spare rib and now he has cast asparagus	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#571
The Epoxy vote can probably fix that rib, but I don't know what to do about his asparagus problem.	Hekate	Dec 2015	#572
If the asparagus is dead, it can be braised back to tasteful life.	kentauros	Dec 2015	#585
to hell with the postal property, do PETA and the SPCA know about that poor BUZZARD ?	steve2470	Dec 2015	#568
How does one rung a buzzard?	rbrnmw	Dec 2015	#569
I'll let the half-wits answer that question:	kentauros	Dec 2015	#582
classic	rbrnmw	Dec 2015	#587
Rut-roh! HuffPo: Vultures Tend To Eat Their Meals Butt-First...	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#575
This message was self-deleted by its author	rbrnmw	Dec 2015	#576
Indeed.	Warren DeMontague	Dec 2015	#577
hahaha	rbrnmw	Dec 2015	#578
Thank the stars!	countryjake	Dec 2015	#583
They must have some pretty nimble sphincters to eat with their butts first.	kentauros	Dec 2015	#584
Bottom feeding is their specialty. nt	pinboy3niner	Dec 2015	#589
Flying catfish!	kentauros	Dec 2015	#590
I am not sure I understand this thread.	Stuart G	Dec 2015	#579
Yer not casting asparagus, are ye?	sprinkleeninow	Dec 2019	#622
you know you can put	mgmaggiemg	Dec 2015	#581
They could but	pugetres	Dec 2015	#588
This thread needs to be pinned	eridani	Jan 2016	#591
That's pinboy's job!	kentauros	Jan 2016	#596
too early to ring the door buzzard into the new year?	KentuckyWoman	Jan 2016	#592
K&R	PasadenaTrudy	Jan 2016	#593
Damn. I missed all the fun again!	lonestarnot	Jan 2016	#594
Where's graywarrior when you need her?	kentauros	Jan 2016	#597
I have an idea	Separation	Jan 2016	#595
Congratulations.	LWolf	Dec 2016	#600
The ginormous thread is back!	Kilgore	Dec 2016	#602
Good grief	yeoman6987	Dec 2016	#603
I can only Imagine the controversy that the Happy Esster mat is going to cause	CentralMass	Dec 2016	#604
This message was self-deleted by its author	auntAgonist	Apr 2017	#606
This thread is one of the best Christmas traditions on DU.	Autumn	Dec 2017	#610
I hope Yule all have a happy holiday with this classic, DUers	Hekate	Dec 2019	#617
much ado about nothing, sorry man, no sympathy here	Demonaut	Dec 2019	#618
We have to kick this one into the next decade!	Dem2theMax	Dec 2019	#619
This is amazing	Loki Liesmith	Dec 2019	#628
Another classic DU thread! nt	tblue37	Dec 2019	#626
Oh wow, I missed this epic thread all these years	Hav	Dec 2019	#627
I assumed it was satire, and then scrolled through all the comments.😳	dewsgirl	Dec 2019	#630
You must have a wonderful life.	tazkcmo	Dec 2019	#631
I LOVE it! It's back for the holidays!!!! Remembering Pinboy right now, and hoping he's somewhere	Squinch	Dec 2019	#633
🎶. There's no place like home for the holidays 🎶	Hekate	Dec 2020	#635
So glad we are all here to share the season and the fabulous memories!	Squinch	Dec 2020	#638
Man...I have a life to live...this thread is tooooo lonnngggg.........	LeftInTX	Dec 2020	#636
I love this Christmas tradition. I make a point of defacing postal property every year	Squinch	Dec 2020	#637
This must be from a time when the "War On Christmas" wasn't won yet	Polybius	Dec 2020	#639
Posting so I can put this in my journal n/t	sarge43	Nov 2021	#641
Your journal have an alarm Buzzard?	KS Toronado	Nov 2021	#642
A DefCon buzzard	sarge43	Nov 2021	#644
Replying so...	Tree-Hugger	Nov 2021	#643
LOL, Happy 6th Anniversary, Door Buzzard!	FSogol	Dec 2021	#645
It brings me a sense of stability that you're still fuckin with us.	SYFROYH	Dec 2021	#646
A true classic!	Polybius	Dec 2021	#647
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your wife.	akbacchus_BC	Dec 2021	#648
We wish you a merry Christmas	Hav	Dec 2022	#650
imitates bousons pipe . now hear this !!!!!! seasons greetings and happy hollidays	AllaN01Bear	Dec 2022	#651
Happy Hollandaise	BWdem4life	Dec 21	#652
Feliz Navidad	old as dirt	Dec 21	#653

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