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"Romney also did something the President neglected to do: He asked for the job. "
"Offering a more clear vision for the future and a positive vision, Romney did the job he needed to do."
"The winner tonight? Ayman al-Zawahiri."
"All Romney had to do was appear to be qualified to be President, and he scored hit after hit out of the park."
"By all accounts, ADVANTAGE ROMNEY!"
"Romney had the best arguments rationally, although the un-informed might be confused by Obamas performance.
Non-verbally Romney clearly won."
"Ive never seen a candidate that understands the macroeconomy better than Romney." (Well, yeah if you only count Republican candidates!)
"I thought the sound mixer had Romneys voice as tinny, with Obama having more bass."
"As I watched, I got the impression there were more split-screens when Obama was talking, and more single frames when Romney was talking.
Almost like the idea was to catch Romney sighing like Gore, or looking at his watch like HW Bush."
"It wasn't the camera angle. His head is actually growing because of the alien implant brain surgery."
Then there's just totally BATSHIT:
"They had to do closer shots of the liar in chief because he was wearing a much smaller American flag pin ... flag envy."
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1) how OLD Obama looked - seriously graying hair, lines on his face... Nobody knows how old he really is."
"ROMNEY WINS THIRD COIN TOSS IN A ROW: Romney therefore gets first question and last closing statement in tonights debate. Odds of winning all three coin tosses: 12.5%."