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onethatcares

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15. this!
Sat Dec 4, 2021, 11:46 AM
Dec 2021

conversation at the dinner table , "Dad, Joe hit me upside the head today on the way to gym class and laughed at my grades".

Dad,"Well what are you gonna do about it?"

"Dad, he's 5 inches taller than me"

Dad, "Well equalize it"

the rest is, as they say, history in the making.

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My father & WWII generation of uncles, cousins grew up hunting. At most they'd get a bb gun at that hlthe2b Dec 2021 #1
And parents were apparently told by school their kid was looking to purchase ammunition LisaL Dec 2021 #3
A shotgun is really a poor choice for home defense. PTWB Dec 2021 #28
Especially if the kid is troubled. LisaL Dec 2021 #2
Sadly, I don't think they think their little darling has issues. Claustrum Dec 2021 #18
I grew up in rural Pennsylvania in the 1950s left-of-center2012 Dec 2021 #4
Same in rural NJ. no_hypocrisy Dec 2021 #5
Grew up out west and duck hunted over 90 days a year DenaliDemocrat Dec 2021 #7
We were taught gun safety left-of-center2012 Dec 2021 #12
Unfortunately that wasn't the case in my childhood community... hunter Dec 2021 #20
In that particular era, the NRA itself existed primarily as a GUN SAFETY ORGANIZATION. bullwinkle428 Dec 2021 #25
My 14th Christmas gift was a Remington .410 single shot, shot gun. About $30 from ... marble falls Dec 2021 #6
this! onethatcares Dec 2021 #15
The summer after that I worked as a "stoop" laboror on a 'muck farm' (big commercial ... marble falls Dec 2021 #22
Well... Mike Nelson Dec 2021 #8
Did you shoot your eye out? (n/t) MissMillie Dec 2021 #9
I see what you did there. nt Nay Dec 2021 #16
My nephew had a good friend who actually shot himself in the eye with a BB gun and it Demsrule86 Dec 2021 #21
"We want you to have Grandaddy's gun" babydollhead Dec 2021 #10
Gifts are fine. But they need to be secured. SYFROYH Dec 2021 #11
Not if your kid is troubled. LisaL Dec 2021 #13
Well sure, but the OP was more general than that. SYFROYH Dec 2021 #17
What?? You don't run out to get your emo/hormoney teenage son with the half-developed brain Wingus Dingus Dec 2021 #14
Reminiscent of cbabe Dec 2021 #19
A gun was a common Xmas gift when I was young Kaleva Dec 2021 #23
Me too. Texasgal Dec 2021 #24
Boys could take guns to school during hunting season. Kaleva Dec 2021 #29
I got hockey equipment at that age. maveric Dec 2021 #26
I'll take a wild stab jmowreader Dec 2021 #27
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