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Haggard Celine

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7. Idiot.

Reply to tblue37 (Original post)

Mon Dec 6, 2021, 04:11 PM

Dec 2021

She's about to get an education. It's a shame she's not spending more time in there. 30 days really isn't enough for someone like her, but she'll think it's an eternity. And she'd better hope no one in there hears about the protein shakes comment. They'll have some ready for her.

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The ultimate white privilege is planning your diet around your incarceration: [View all] tblue37 Dec 2021 OP

Ha! Who needs Nutrisystem when you've got jail time coming up? Vinca Dec 2021 #1

She'll be able to detox from alcohol, but good luck with the protein shakes. Ocelot II Dec 2021 #2

Protein shakes? SCantiGOP Dec 2021 #3

Beans and rice is actually pretty healthy. We eat it several times a week with greens. marble falls Dec 2021 #6

More like beans and weinies. And lots of baloney sandwiches on white bread. rsdsharp Dec 2021 #8

Baloney sandwiches and cheese sandwiches are pretty common if she serves her time in a local jail GregariousGroundhog Dec 2021 #16

Just remember Jenna, when they come to take your drink order, be tough - say "Don't play ... marble falls Dec 2021 #4

geez. this is how they think. jail spa IcyPeas Dec 2021 #5

Idiot. Haggard Celine Dec 2021 #7

She's also looking forward to grilled salmon once a week. KS Toronado Dec 2021 #9

And just think, the longer you stay in jail, the longer you'll be able to keep the weight off. Jim__ Dec 2021 #10

Don't you just wish MuseRider Dec 2021 #11

She might be surprised nykym Dec 2021 #12

This is fabulous Sympthsical Dec 2021 #13

Wow. I just....wow... Coventina Dec 2021 #14

Boy, she is in for one rude awakening. GoCubsGo Dec 2021 #15

when that door clangs shut onethatcares Dec 2021 #17

It'll be interesting to see how she tries to cash in off this afterwards Torchlight Dec 2021 #18

Wow..... she sure is full of herself, isn't she.......... secondwind Dec 2021 #19

Don't think alcohol detoxing is her idea lame54 Dec 2021 #20