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OAITW r.2.0

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Tue Dec 7, 2021, 06:10 PM
Dec 2021

The true hypocrites blame their actions on God. If he were to exist (as the OT God), he sure is taking his time smiting/rapturing these people.

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When God was asked to respond, He simply said: Mr. Ected Dec 2021 #1
LOL! Ocelot II Dec 2021 #2
... Wingus Dingus Dec 2021 #14
ding ding ding! LymphocyteLover Dec 2021 #36
WTF BlueJac Dec 2021 #3
I'm going to say it FarPoint Dec 2021 #4
What a surprise! Apparently he has no free will because it's all Gawd's fault. alwaysinasnit Dec 2021 #5
Stop blaming the voices in your head for your own actions. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2021 #6
God would tell Meadows to work for Trump only to fuck with him. Ocelot II Dec 2021 #8
Right? It really is the lamest rationale ever and more the motives of a crazy person LymphocyteLover Dec 2021 #37
So true right? The trumpers all have some kind of god in my head voice directing them 24/7? Alexander Of Assyria Dec 2021 #45
Some people literally believe that, sadly. ShazzieB Dec 2021 #51
My favorite is "God works in mysterious ways". Covers just about any tragedy you can imagine. OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2021 #52
Yes. Basically meaning it's magic, so don't bother to understand, just submit. Alexander Of Assyria Dec 2021 #58
And God told you to lie and cheat as well Walleye Dec 2021 #7
These nitwits have no bottom Diamond_Dog Dec 2021 #9
How did she sound? question everything Dec 2021 #10
Hey Meadows.... Goonch Dec 2021 #11
Um, Markie... ProfessorGAC Dec 2021 #12
Really gives god cilla4progress Dec 2021 #13
Well now that's separation of church and state isn't it? bluestarone Dec 2021 #15
God or Satan make nice book end excuses for the christofascists. Thomas Hurt Dec 2021 #16
Sure, Mark, blame it on God... Buns_of_Fire Dec 2021 #17
I miss Gary Larson. SergeStorms Dec 2021 #39
You need to check this out. soldierant Dec 2021 #49
THANK YOU! SergeStorms Dec 2021 #50
YVW soldierant Dec 2021 #59
God ate my homework. n/t iscooterliberally Dec 2021 #18
He means Trump dalton99a Dec 2021 #19
I Was At The Grocery Today & Didn't Buy Bologna Me. Dec 2021 #20
Is this the new "devil made me do it" defense? What an idiot! Arkansas Granny Dec 2021 #21
Oh right! It's all God's fault FakeNoose Dec 2021 #22
... CentralMass Dec 2021 #23
God forced you to work for a demon from the bowels of hell? jmowreader Dec 2021 #24
just once, and only once onethatcares Dec 2021 #25
What a crock of shit. patphil Dec 2021 #26
God's Will ... Martin Eden Dec 2021 #27
Bible Trump Thumpers infiltrated government. From WH Press Sec. to top military, Alexander Of Assyria Dec 2021 #28
That's quite some god you've got there. People like Meadows are one big reason I chose polytheism... Hekate Dec 2021 #29
Who will these scum NOT throw under the bus. Traildogbob Dec 2021 #30
Ohhhh, it's not a cult. Nossir, not a cult at all. nolabear Dec 2021 #31
No, more like: "The Devil tempted me, and I fell for its lies." pnwmom Dec 2021 #32
God responds: Tanuki Dec 2021 #33
Yes sir, if we were god, do same thing lol Alexander Of Assyria Dec 2021 #44
Is he going to make a complaint to HR about that? Tommy Carcetti Dec 2021 #34
How do you say "I'm an apostate" without saying it. Torchlight Dec 2021 #35
God does not select Congress. bucolic_frolic Dec 2021 #38
hey mark, STFU spanone Dec 2021 #40
Escaping all responsibility, 101. SergeStorms Dec 2021 #41
He's got a very stupid God. Farmer-Rick Dec 2021 #42
God told him Rebl2 Dec 2021 #43
he's full of shit. barbtries Dec 2021 #46
Why does his god hate America? CaptainTruth Dec 2021 #47
This is what taking the Lord's name in vain looks like Ohioboy Dec 2021 #48
+1 OAITW r.2.0 Dec 2021 #53
I've rarely hear anything more delusional than when someone says, Progressive Jones Dec 2021 #54
What a crock of crap! 3catwoman3 Dec 2021 #55
His god must have ultra, mega-gizillion bit/s fiber internet in order to tell all the Rethugs.... KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2021 #56
god must think that he can do so much for scarytomcat Dec 2021 #57
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