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Piasladic

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51. reminds me of a time a guy I disliked

Mon Jan 3, 2022, 08:29 PM

Jan 2022

brought me to a fortune teller who said we would soon be happily married and that it would last forever. I laughed and the fellow said I was rude.

"Guilfoyle wrote, 'I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together.'"

It turned out the fellow (20m) slept with the fortune teller (45f) earlier. It's how he lost his virginity.

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Kimberly Guilfoyle engaged to Trump Jr. [View all] RandySF Jan 2022 OP

Way to creep me out! dchill Jan 2022 #1

Cross-species marriage is legal? TheBlackAdder Jan 2022 #37

DUzy!!! musette_sf Jan 2022 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author tenderfoot Jan 2022 #2

There may not be enough time for this.... Donnie Jr is hopefully headed to jail..... secondwind Jan 2022 #3

May they have the life they deserve. Autumn Jan 2022 #4

Until the money runs out. Kingofalldems Jan 2022 #5

Isn't she 60 yrs old or something? Kingofalldems Jan 2022 #6

She is 52- one year OLDER than Melania. PA Democrat Jan 2022 #21

Hilarious. Kingofalldems Jan 2022 #31

And Jr. Is what, 44? ShazzieB Jan 2022 #33

Too much Botox makes her look 60+ 🙄 nt Raine Jan 2022 #73

A match made in Hell. edbermac Jan 2022 #7

Exactly. ZZenith Jan 2022 #47

Who wants yesterday's losers?* Achilleaze Jan 2022 #8

They were just waiting for the right time, and I guess now is the right time EarlG Jan 2022 #9

This right here! tenderfoot Jan 2022 #10

Nice catch! John Ludi Jan 2022 #16

Yep EYESORE 9001 Jan 2022 #27

Not quite...... Nevilledog Jan 2022 #28

Oh well in that case EarlG Jan 2022 #35

Or they're stupid enough to think they're covered. Nevilledog Jan 2022 #38

That is entirely likely PatSeg Jan 2022 #41

It's it! WA-03 Democrat Jan 2022 #56

They'll both just lie. They have no shame. badhair77 Jan 2022 #46

Yes! WA-03 Democrat Jan 2022 #57

And since the communications in question were made before the wedding... jmowreader Jan 2022 #68

Not covered. Nevilledog Jan 2022 #69

Yes! My thoughts exactly! badhair77 Jan 2022 #45

Add to this an opportunity to hide cash. nt Progressive Jones Jan 2022 #67

According to my inventory of flying effs, they are all accounted for. None were given. JHB Jan 2022 #11

Ah marital privilege, so she can't be compelled to testify against him NightWatcher Jan 2022 #12

My first thought! frogmarch Jan 2022 #48

Lap dances for all the wedding guests who donate an envelope of money! Solly Mack Jan 2022 #13

Or blow! rsdsharp Jan 2022 #18

Ewwwwwwwwwww ColinC Jan 2022 #14

Donnie, you got her to say "YES!!!". You are truly a very man! NCjack Jan 2022 #15

Did the GOP raise her 180k per year salary? sarcasmo Jan 2022 #17

They certainly deserve each other. tanyev Jan 2022 #19

Wonder if she'll provide lap dances at the wedding reception. Vinca Jan 2022 #20

She'll be too tired MurrayDelph Jan 2022 #66

Great news! Where can we sent wedding presents? Or do we sent engagement presents first? Midnight Writer Jan 2022 #22

Anyone have any barf bags handy? Initech Jan 2022 #23

Wife can't testify against husband? malaise Jan 2022 #24

Well WHITT Jan 2022 #25

She knows to stay with the samplegirl Jan 2022 #26

Will she put on a dance show at her wedding? Kingofalldems Jan 2022 #29

I've seen EKGs of massive heart attacks with better rhythm. LudwigPastorius Jan 2022 #62

Sorry Mrs. Robinson, federal inmates... OneBlueDotS-Carolina Jan 2022 #30

Will she sign a pre-nup? kskiska Jan 2022 #32

Looks like Trump tried to snub her NYE jmbar2 Jan 2022 #34

Oh shit PatSeg Jan 2022 #42

Chilly because Trump already tried to "move on her like a bitch", and she shot him down? LudwigPastorius Jan 2022 #64

Prison has conjugal visits. BradAllison Jan 2022 #36

Well, they're certainly made for each other! Poiuyt Jan 2022 #39

He needs Spousal immunity krawhitham Jan 2022 #40

The best thing that you can say about this marriage is PCIntern Jan 2022 #43

I think that about sums it up. DFW Jan 2022 #44

The best is yet to scum Blue Owl Jan 2022 #49

...followed by "Can't Take My Flies Off Of You", and... LudwigPastorius Jan 2022 #63

Where do I go to buy them a gift? srose58089 Jan 2022 #50

They're registered at the street corner MAGA merch booth. Initech Jan 2022 #52

She's registered Tickle Jan 2022 #53

ROFLMAO! 😂 👍 nt Raine Jan 2022 #74

reminds me of a time a guy I disliked Piasladic Jan 2022 #51

It's gonna take a lot of lap dances musette_sf Jan 2022 #55

He's marrying his surrogate mom? 48656c6c6f20 Jan 2022 #58

every male in the wedding party gets a lap dance now Shellback Squid Jan 2022 #59

Jr. wants those conjugal visits lame54 Jan 2022 #60

Shouldn't that be,... LudwigPastorius Jan 2022 #61

Kimmy having a snack VGNonly Jan 2022 #65

Remember Kim mercuryblues Jan 2022 #70

Two people who couldn't deserve each other more n/t Silent3 Jan 2022 #71

California Governor Newsom's ex-wife seems to gravitate to Raine Jan 2022 #72