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KY_EnviroGuy

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10. This triggered a get-rich-quick idea: Sell our liberal tears in little jars to Republicans....
Sat Jan 8, 2022, 02:28 PM
Jan 2022

for $1,000 per milliliter. They're stupid enough to believe they trigger and "own" us which if true would make us cry. Why not sell them tiny little glass jars of saline for a grand a pop so they can show Rethug friends a trophy of their "wins"?

We could spice it up a little and offer male or female tears in a choice of glass colors and styles.

A high-dollar members only section could offer Hillary and Barack tears for $100,000 per jar, sealed with gold foil tape....

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My only thought about Ms. Matto is that her shit must not stink.......

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:-) CentralMass Jan 2022 #15
Well. OK. Solly Mack Jan 2022 #6
Gotta respect her dedication to craft. WhiskeyGrinder Jan 2022 #7
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How much for the boogers? Pinback Jan 2022 #9
This triggered a get-rich-quick idea: Sell our liberal tears in little jars to Republicans.... KY_EnviroGuy Jan 2022 #10
Only instead of tears, send them a few drops of piss. 11 Bravo Jan 2022 #24
Oh Heavenly Farter! What have we come to? Beakybird Jan 2022 #11
Out Farter in White Castle, give us this day our daily gas. KY_EnviroGuy Jan 2022 #12
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I can't believe I never thought of this. Now that I know there's a market, Progressive Jones Jan 2022 #20
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