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In reply to the discussion: Carl Sagan's prediction of an America he never lived to see [View all]krispos42
(49,445 posts)*puts on Michelle Bachmann voice*
You see, "G" is the 7th letter from the FRONT of the alphabet, and "T" is the 7th letter from the END of the alphabet! So Satan just did this symmetry thing, doncha know, and swapped the letters so he could lie about God and baby Jesus and the wise men and evolution and the Great Flood and the value of pi and how rabbits chew their cud and how old the Earth is! And everybody would think he was just an atheist scientists unintentionally doing Satan's work, instead of Satan himself! Isn't that right, Pillow Guy?
*puts on Mike Lindell voice*
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