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RainCaster

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12. Make a flashlight out of it...

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Tue Feb 1, 2022, 08:58 PM

Feb 2022

Wash it with bleech,
Add 6 doses of horsey wormer,
cover liberally with the Colonel's 11 herbs,
Saturate with the other half of that gallon of urine you've been drinking,
And insert like any other suppository.

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Anti-vaxxers are buying stores out of wormwood, which they believe is the next miracle Covid cure [View all] Nevilledog Feb 2022 OP

LOL those people are useless. rockfordfile Feb 2022 #1

These people must all be full of worms and parasites. They do not seem to understand Bev54 Feb 2022 #2

Tree Tea oil is next. Texaswitchy Feb 2022 #3

Such lunacy. madaboutharry Feb 2022 #4

I'd think drinking absinthe would be a whole lot more fun. Scrivener7 Feb 2022 #5

It's all fun and games until you go blind. Nevilledog Feb 2022 #6

In the old days, they thought it turned you into a murderer..... Scrivener7 Feb 2022 #9

Pregnant women should not take this. haele Feb 2022 #7

Doubt that's in the Cliffs Notes version of the Bible. Nevilledog Feb 2022 #11

LMFAO electricbro45 Feb 2022 #8

Shrooms. Maybe Amanita phalloides. Ocelot II Feb 2022 #10

But they're delicious! Retrograde Feb 2022 #20

I guess I'll pass on that culinary adventure. Ocelot II Feb 2022 #21

Make a flashlight out of it... RainCaster Feb 2022 #12

All their other cures worked wonders. So yeah, what the hell - why not hawk another one? Talitha Feb 2022 #13

Sorry. The next big thing will be pokeweed. niyad Feb 2022 #14

Doll's-eyes and monkshood, too. A nice salad... Ocelot II Feb 2022 #15

Indeed it will. niyad Feb 2022 #17

I have been trying to keep track of the COVID miracle cures and treatments. keithbvadu2 Feb 2022 #16

Yep - bought some last week at Ollivander's Wand Shop FakeNoose Feb 2022 #18

love the hemlock idea. mountain grammy Feb 2022 #19

... Celerity Feb 2022 #24

I wonder if they'll still keep using it when they learn that one of the Ukrainian names GoCubsGo Feb 2022 #22

Wormwood contains thujone, a neurotoxin. Overuse can have devastating results. eppur_se_muova Feb 2022 #23