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Jerry2144

(3,328 posts)
9. Go stick your head in a pig!
Sat Mar 5, 2022, 12:27 AM
Mar 2022

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And just because I hate you (note: )

“Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.”

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We Apologize For The Inconvenience. Aristus Mar 2022 #1
Forgot about that part lol. Eko Mar 2022 #2
42 LastLiberal in PalmSprings Mar 2022 #3
The late Dent, Arthur Dent..... SergeStorms Mar 2022 #7
Loved those books!!! Demovictory9 Mar 2022 #4
All you need to do is throw yourself to the ground and miss. JHB Mar 2022 #5
Don't forget your towel. Alpeduez21 Mar 2022 #6
Y'all rock. Eko Mar 2022 #8
Go stick your head in a pig! Jerry2144 Mar 2022 #9
No!! Not in the gobblerwarts!!! Beartracks Mar 2022 #10
Oh no, not again sarisataka Mar 2022 #11
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