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ChoppinBroccoli

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40. Right. We Share A Common Ancestor. We Evolved ALONGSIDE Apes. Not FROM Them.

Tue Mar 15, 2022, 10:31 PM

Mar 2022

But that doesn't fit on a bumper sticker, so it's too complex for Republicans to grasp. They think in catchphrases and bumper stickers. So I prefer the much simpler, and much less scientifically accurate, "If adults evolved from babies, why are there still babies? Think about it."

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Best response to Herschel Walker's stupid comment on evolution: [View all] zuul Mar 2022 OP

Deep Thoughts nt XanaDUer2 Mar 2022 #1

Oh my goodness... Caliman73 Mar 2022 #4

ROFL!!!! NT XanaDUer2 Mar 2022 #5

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! 🤣 dixiechiken1 Mar 2022 #17

Oh, Phil Hartman leftieNanner Mar 2022 #19

I miss those. SergeStorms Mar 2022 #23

Way too deep for Herschel Walker. Way too deep. nt Biophilic Mar 2022 #2

Um...humans are apes. Dial H For Hero Mar 2022 #3

... speak easy Mar 2022 #38

No, science doesn't say that man came from apes Clash City Rocker Mar 2022 #6

100%.... SergeStorms Mar 2022 #24

I am pretty sure that Republicans came from apes. DemocraticPatriot Mar 2022 #49

Right. We Share A Common Ancestor. We Evolved ALONGSIDE Apes. Not FROM Them. ChoppinBroccoli Mar 2022 #40

Further, WE ARE APES. maxsolomon Mar 2022 #42

Reminds me of the NFL player who couldn't read but had a college degree Kaleva Mar 2022 #7

Not to mention all the NFL players who could read at the start of their careers, but couldn't by the Aristus Mar 2022 #10

I feel for Georgians (even as a Texan) because Walker is the perfect candidate for walkingman Mar 2022 #8

They're going to LOVE Walker then! SergeStorms Mar 2022 #25

If the dog came from the wolf... Basic LA Mar 2022 #9

Didn't Listen in School modrepub Mar 2022 #11

But the fact that some people understand wnylib Mar 2022 #18

Only In Rare Occasions modrepub Mar 2022 #41

Whoa. I was not talking about wnylib Mar 2022 #44

In an ideal world... Caliman73 Mar 2022 #12

Ahhh, a graduate if the Ben Carson School of Archaeological and Paleontological Expertise JHB Mar 2022 #13

If evolution is true, why are there still Republicans...? regnaD kciN Mar 2022 #14

LOL Catherine Vincent Mar 2022 #15

Best question of the day... Escurumbele Mar 2022 #27

😂 Duppers Mar 2022 #48

also, how much dog in a hot dog?🤨 bringthePaine Mar 2022 #16

My parents came from Germany to this country Farmer-Rick Mar 2022 #20

This dunce could be a 10 gallon bucket of hair gel.... Hulk Mar 2022 #21

oh, this is fuuuunnnny. somaticexperiencing Mar 2022 #22

Well, lets hope Christian Walker did not inherent his dad's brain. Escurumbele Mar 2022 #26

I wish I had ANY confidence Thunderbeast Mar 2022 #28

WTF....bizarre as hell. BlueJac Mar 2022 #29

It's amazing he can dress himself. n/t Harker Mar 2022 #30

I think you're giving him credit BlueIdaho Mar 2022 #33

Very possible. n/t Harker Mar 2022 #39

Christians have said the same thing about Jews for centuries AZLD4Candidate Mar 2022 #31

Duncy bellend. Insane if this stooge is elected to the Senate. Celerity Mar 2022 #32

Yeah... think out it Herschel... think about it. BlueIdaho Mar 2022 #34

Oh he likes Mac's argument from It's Always Sunny. LiberatedUSA Mar 2022 #35

Dear Herschel Walker, frogmarch Mar 2022 #36

Walker actually posed a reasonable question and provided a solution. KY_EnviroGuy Mar 2022 #37

If Walker comes to the Senate from Georgia, will there still be a Georgia? struggle4progress Mar 2022 #43

You ever notice rownesheck Mar 2022 #45

I mean, it's not like we're still apes... Oh, wait, we are! sakabatou Mar 2022 #46

lol... and why wasn't Christian more advanced than Herschel? Demovictory9 Mar 2022 #47