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Gore1FL

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29. Seems like the bet way to do it is in two steps

Thu Mar 17, 2022, 09:02 AM

Mar 2022

You put half the poison in one meal. You put the other half in another. If there as two testers, the only person who dies is Putin.

This isn't an original nefarious procedure on my part. I stole it from Babylon 5.

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Report: Fearing Poisoning, Vladimir Putin Replaces 1,000 of His Personal Staff [View all] Yorkie Mom Mar 2022 OP

Or maybe all 1,000 died of food poisoning? Buns_of_Fire Mar 2022 #1

it would save a lot more lives samsingh Mar 2022 #17

Just a matter of time now. TheBlackAdder Mar 2022 #43

As our exalted leader, Joe Biden, bites into a locally produced ice cream cone. Without fear Walleye Mar 2022 #2

Whether this is true or not, he *should* be scared. dixiechiken1 Mar 2022 #3

Exactly my thinking. Yorkie Mom Mar 2022 #4

I really, really hope so. smirkymonkey Mar 2022 #110

This message was self-deleted by its author Botany Mar 2022 #5

and well he should be scared !!!There vlyons Mar 2022 #6

... trusty elf Mar 2022 #42

Putin knows on how this will end for him. He will not even allow Sergei Lavrov close to him. Botany Mar 2022 #7

Maybe he's worried that there might be a Von Stauffenberg in his inner circle. Ocelot II Mar 2022 #27

With a better plan or a bigger bomb. dchill Mar 2022 #83

this image does speak volumes. Dr. No shark tank underneath Lavrov? One button away... Evolve Dammit Mar 2022 #118

And those replacements? . ...... Lovie777 Mar 2022 #8

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Mar 2022 #59

Exactly. The 1,000 people fired were probably well-paid and had at least some reason to protect him. zuul Mar 2022 #61

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Mar 2022 #62

And those replacements? . ...... SEND IN THE SEAL TEAM VAMPIRES !!! Rip off Putin's head !!! Trueblue1968 Mar 2022 #93

the dictator is increasingly paranoid and fears that someone in his inner circle will poison him, Ray Bruns Mar 2022 #9

This present a huge opportunity to fuck with his mind and damage his ability to act. lagomorph777 Mar 2022 #10

Zelenskyy should hint again that he now has more spies. LiberalFighter Mar 2022 #67

Replaced them with what? nt intrepidity Mar 2022 #11

That is a good question, one would think those 1,000 were loyalists that he knew very well. Escurumbele Mar 2022 #25

Um, wouldn't hiring 1,000 new staff be a grand opportunity for someone who wants to do him harm? tanyev Mar 2022 #12

I posted the same. Where is the security in that? LizBeth Mar 2022 #52

My thoughts exactly... SheilaAnn Mar 2022 #53

Hopefully. smirkymonkey Mar 2022 #112

This isn't very smart, is it? Baitball Blogger Mar 2022 #13

But how can he replace them? Sanity Claws Mar 2022 #14

He can recruit from the GQP. LastLiberal in PalmSprings Mar 2022 #109

I just read the Copetas article on Daily Beast blogslug Mar 2022 #15

Wow! Yorkie Mom Mar 2022 #16

Well, I hope that trigger person doesn't wait too long, the longer he/she waits the higher the Escurumbele Mar 2022 #28

And this is why he replaced them. Ppl getting too familiar with his routine, possibly a group PortTack Mar 2022 #64

Maybe, maybe not. LiberalFighter Mar 2022 #68

good point, I was wondering in my post below treestar Mar 2022 #79

This message was self-deleted by its author orangecrush Mar 2022 #70

Exactly what I want to hear. Go, asset, GO! lindysalsagal Mar 2022 #96

" It's all in the timing" -- Dwight D. Eisenhower ! monkeyman1 Mar 2022 #117

Compare to President Zelenskyy who is brave and loved by his people. samsingh Mar 2022 #18

His personal staff of 1,000 people? Entitled jerk. Hope he chokes on his paranoia. niyad Mar 2022 #19

Or chokes on Jerry2144 Mar 2022 #45

Yeah ... Cosmocat Mar 2022 #82

Dictators are always paranoid. It comes wnylib Mar 2022 #90

Or chokes on some Novichok. nt SunSeeker Mar 2022 #103

1st who needs a staff of 1000. 2nd he sounds like Pendejo45 ... aggiesal Mar 2022 #20

It's really only a staff of about 250 JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2022 #71

I'm getting by with a staff of none - but I'm flexible. dchill Mar 2022 #84

Let's hope your food taster doesn't discover anything amiss. JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2022 #100

I'm sure POTUS has a staff of 1000+ ... aggiesal Mar 2022 #98

It sounds like poor old Pooty is going through some things... Chainfire Mar 2022 #21

So the guy who poisons people is a bit nervous. The Jungle 1 Mar 2022 #22

Poisoning. milestogo Mar 2022 #23

This is Russia. ChazInAz Mar 2022 #46

The question isn't whether he's too paranoid. Ocelot II Mar 2022 #24

So he gets rid of 1,000 people he knows and employs for 1.000 strangers. IDK sounds kinda dumb. Pepsidog Mar 2022 #26

That was my first thought! Tree Lady Mar 2022 #88

Seems like the bet way to do it is in two steps Gore1FL Mar 2022 #29

Or you use a "binary" poison jmowreader Mar 2022 #49

Or BumRushDaShow Mar 2022 #75

lol nt BootinUp Mar 2022 #114

"He's been told ..." left-of-center2012 Mar 2022 #30

Fog of war bullshit? L. Coyote Mar 2022 #31

'Roid rage? nt Wicked Blue Mar 2022 #33

When will he be visiting Moron-Lago? twodogsbarking Mar 2022 #32

Poot the Little Toot needs a Lydia solution Aviation Pro Mar 2022 #34

Here's to hoping it happens 🥂🤞 🙏 nt Raine Mar 2022 #35

Doesn't that just create 1000 opportunities for enemies to insert someone... JHB Mar 2022 #36

For real! Pinback Mar 2022 #104

True... on their own. If they're working for sombody else, though... JHB Mar 2022 #108

Putin has more than food to fear. Lonestarblue Mar 2022 #37

It only takes one person, so replace em all if you want you evil thug. C Moon Mar 2022 #38

It's coming, Pootie. The Unmitigated Gall Mar 2022 #39

Wasn't Trump afraid of being poisoned? Buckeyeblue Mar 2022 #40

+1, and he started replacing staff when he tried to overthrow the us government uponit7771 Mar 2022 #80

Slower-acting poison. (nt) Pinback Mar 2022 #106

Putin doesn't have McDonalds or KFC any more Generic Brad Mar 2022 #113

If true, why would he trust a batch of 1000 new people? MineralMan Mar 2022 #41

Exactly my thought honest.abe Mar 2022 #47

"Copetas "has been told." Pantagruel Mar 2022 #85

I expect true stories. This one rings false. MineralMan Mar 2022 #89

I get it but this is war Pantagruel Mar 2022 #92

It's easy enough to get around a food taster Farmer-Rick Mar 2022 #44

It's not paranoid... RockCreek Mar 2022 #48

Because hiring new people makes him feel more secure? Lol. I wouldn't LizBeth Mar 2022 #50

He can't go to McDonalds like Trump because those are closed IronLionZion Mar 2022 #51

How is it possible for him to find 1,000 new staff he can trust? yardwork Mar 2022 #54

Well. Perhaps the mad paranoid freak will starve himself to death. alphafemale Mar 2022 #55

probably killed them all to boot llashram Mar 2022 #56

Hopefully, one of them is successful poisoning or killing him soon. Jarqui Mar 2022 #57

Put has gone full Stain. When he does body doubles, he'll go full Idi Amin AZLD4Candidate Mar 2022 #58

Mass replacements? BlueIdaho Mar 2022 #60

Dear Vlad, Richard D Mar 2022 #63

Mangia, mangia! orangecrush Mar 2022 #65

Replacing 1,000 of his staff? Doesn't that increase the odds of being killed? LiberalFighter Mar 2022 #66

Live in fear till you die thug Marthe48 Mar 2022 #69

This message was self-deleted by its author orangecrush Mar 2022 #72

How does he know the NEW employees are loyal? FakeNoose Mar 2022 #73

Delicious 😂😂😂 live love laugh Mar 2022 #74

Can We Just Skip to the Part Deep State Witch Mar 2022 #76

I hope the Russian citizens - the good ones - aren't that patient FakeNoose Mar 2022 #78

Wouldn't new people be more unknown and more dangerous? treestar Mar 2022 #77

I heard family members will take him out to get his mansion. LiberalFighter Mar 2022 #81

So, these 1,000 people - did they get shot or just goo-logged? dchill Mar 2022 #86

So now Sad O'l Vlad sdfernando Mar 2022 #87

Has someone created a Downfall meme about Ptin's invasion? DBoon Mar 2022 #91

You Mean Like This? smb Mar 2022 #107

Vlad is at the point of wondering who will put the polonium in his borscht. Hassler Mar 2022 #94

If true, Putin is losing it. Big time. Irish_Dem Mar 2022 #95

Someone over there -- be a world hero and take out this fucking sack of shit Blue Owl Mar 2022 #97

As well as the Evil Monster Cha Mar 2022 #99

Everyone's out to get you, Pootler!! EVERYONE!! Grokenstein Mar 2022 #101

Never mind that. A personal staff of 1,000????? Grins Mar 2022 #102

Volodya, MREs never seem to go bad COL Mustard Mar 2022 #105

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you Vlad. ZonkerHarris Mar 2022 #111

Whether there's credence to this or not, one thing is for certain. DinahMoeHum Mar 2022 #115

Poor Pootie, I hope he's not too paranoid...and that this actually comes true! n/t AntiFascist Mar 2022 #116

Darn it. We missed the Ides of March by 2 days. "Et tu Brute?" Fitting it would be. Evolve Dammit Mar 2022 #119