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18. From Butch Hancock, musician with The Flatlanders

Fri Jan 13, 2012, 07:30 PM

Jan 2012

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."

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