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Kindly Refrain

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13. "To collect storm insurance on your beach house"

Reply to ehrnst (Original post)

Mon Oct 29, 2012, 09:53 AM

Oct 2012

"Have your man walk through it with a sledge hammer and smash items so you can rebuild with a brand new interior. Have him flood the place by leaving all water faucets on and tell him to leave all windows open. Don't forget, you can claim many items, like your wifes diamond jewelry that just happened to be in the house and washed out to sea."

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Twitter #RomneyStormTips [View all] ehrnst Oct 2012 OP

Secure the locks on your Vault, your Swiss bank account, and your Cayman Tax Dodges Berlum Oct 2012 #1

We should remember that this storm is a gift from god LynneSin Oct 2012 #2

"You can rope together three or four poor people..." Kindly Refrain Oct 2012 #3

"Make sure to pick poor people that float." DetlefK Oct 2012 #5

...or witches..witches float you know. nt barnabas63 Oct 2012 #12

so his wife if safe dembotoz Oct 2012 #18

No problem. 53% of us will be just fine. Squinch Oct 2012 #4

Too bizarre for words. CindyinIndy Oct 2012 #6

I'll be thinking of you from my secret location safe spot lunatica Oct 2012 #7

Oh Sandy sheshe2 Oct 2012 #8

Kick & recommended. William769 Oct 2012 #9

Where are the DUzys when we really need them n/t Mira Oct 2012 #10

"Hey 53%: Chipper Chat Oct 2012 #11

love all these posts, but this is my favorite... mountain grammy Oct 2012 #15

"To collect storm insurance on your beach house" Kindly Refrain Oct 2012 #13

We've got binders full of hurricanes. n/t ET Awful Oct 2012 #14

"If Sandy is anything like me, she'll change course within an hour." Ian_rd Oct 2012 #16

Excellent snarkasm! Keep 'em coming! xtraxritical Oct 2012 #20

Win! FailureToCommunicate Oct 2012 #21

Before evacuating... Big Orange Jeff Oct 2012 #17

If unable to evacuate... Big Orange Jeff Oct 2012 #19

In place of FEMA Romney would issue $25 vouchers ehrnst Oct 2012 #22