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In reply to the discussion: Mac Repair Shop Owner Reveals 'Multiple' Attempts to Insert 'Questionable Material' on to Hunter Bid [View all]
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(19,257 posts)"Hey, Rudy...my Russian guys stole three laptops from Hunter...I can't tell anyone...it's killing me...revealing it would be a crime...what can I do?"
"I know a guy who has a computer repair shop, Donald, and...get this...he's legally blind! Just have your guy drop off the laptops for repair, pretend he's Hunter and sign a receipt...the guy's blind...he won't be able to tell the difference."
"WTF, Rudy?...a blind guy?
"Yeah, follow me boss...in a few weeks, after your Russian doesn't return to pick up the laptops, it'll be unclaimed property...the stuff legally belongs to the repairman. My blind guy can plant some fake incriminating files on the hard drive and call the FBI...they'll nail Hunter...then you can attack the Bidens for the kind of shit Jared's doing."
"How does that help me, Rudy?...the deep state will investigate for months...the election's in a few weeks."
"Don't worry, Donald...the blind guy will make me a copy of the fake hard drive before turning it in...leave the rest to Hannity, Tucker and Bannon...they know what to do."
"You're a genius, Rudy...I don't pay you enough."
"You don't pay me at all, Donald."
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