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spike jones

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10. A building contractor, architect, and engineer were to be guillotined.

Reply to TomSlick (Reply #8)

Tue Apr 26, 2022, 08:56 PM

Apr 2022

The contractor was asked if he wanted to be placed face up or face down. He chose down, but the guillotine failed to work so he was released. After fiddling with the machine, the architect was asked the same and he too chose face down. The machined failed again and he was released. More fiddling and it was the engineer’s turn. He chose face up and while laying there looking up, he said, “I think I see your problem.”

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I would like to say thank you to the governor of Texas 🤣 [View all] In It to Win It Apr 2022 OP

Hah! UTUSN Apr 2022 #1

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👆 Walleye Apr 2022 #4

This kind of action really makes me question Abbott's intelligence Walleye Apr 2022 #3

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Important malaise Apr 2022 #6

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For 'tis the sport to have the engineer Hoist with his own petard. TomSlick Apr 2022 #8

A building contractor, architect, and engineer were to be guillotined. spike jones Apr 2022 #10

An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says it half empty Walleye Apr 2022 #16

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Exactly, I never understood the point here: Texas is just giving people free rides to where they petronius Apr 2022 #13

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