Why is the firearms issue being treated as a zero sum game?

[TreasonousBastard]

6. We are giving them the benefit of the doubt, which is...

our first mistake. We're past the point where we ahould just tell them to shut up and melt down their guns.

Yes, know you can buy a tank, but have fun buying spare parts, dealing with tbe plugged main gun, and the background check fo make sure you aren't planning a revolution or storming city hall. Basically, you can't easily buy anything designed to blow people into little bits. Targets, meat, raccoons and wild pigs are about it. Neighbors are a no-no.

Anything made to look like a military arm should get the sarcssm it deserves. Any individual attempting to use such a penile substitute should be on the receiving end of appropriate hilarity.