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Shankapotomus

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30. That'll do.

Reply to The Straight Story (Reply #26)

Sat Jan 14, 2012, 01:53 PM

Jan 2012

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Man chases stripper for 65 miles, then runs her over [View all] The Straight Story Jan 2012 OP

Why is the fact that she is a stripper relevant? Edweird Jan 2012 #1

I dunno, want me to re-write the story for you and make her a pony trainer? The Straight Story Jan 2012 #4

Your funny. Maybe she could of been riding the horse without cloths. southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #7

I don't recall people's occupations being part of stories like these. Edweird Jan 2012 #8

Well, two other sources use same info, and then there is this: The Straight Story Jan 2012 #15

Your excerpt is exactly what I'm talking about - what was the ocupation of the 'smashee'? Edweird Jan 2012 #22

Why do you care? Owlet Jan 2012 #39

Why do you care that I'm curious? Edweird Jan 2012 #43

Do you need a friend? FarPoint Jan 2012 #46

Can you redo the ending while you're at it? Shankapotomus Jan 2012 #17

We could throw in a twilight twist and team jacob wolves eat him The Straight Story Jan 2012 #26

That'll do. Shankapotomus Jan 2012 #30

Nah. Make her a cobbler, cooper, or tavern wench. Liberal Veteran Jan 2012 #24

I love your quick wit. FarPoint Jan 2012 #45

i thought the same. yea, stripper. like that is relevant. but what the hell seabeyond Jan 2012 #6

I agree. If she refinishes furniture in her spare time, that is her business. Liberal Veteran Jan 2012 #28

Why would it not be? Rex Jan 2012 #29

even worse is if you click on the link the image is of a strip club JI7 Jan 2012 #41

So maybe it's the 'salacious' angle... Edweird Jan 2012 #44

maybe he was some kind of anti-sex zealot Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #52

Sometimes strippers get stalked or harassed when a customer recognizes her outside the club Nikia Jan 2012 #53

"The woman’s accomplice" Accomplice to what, being chased? JVS Jan 2012 #2

Maybe he was her pimp. southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #10

Also possible that he was a boyfriend... spin Jan 2012 #19

I was just be funny. I didn't mean to make light of the situation. Someone took me wrong. southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #37

No problem... spin Jan 2012 #50

She's a stripper, not a prostitute obamanut2012 Jan 2012 #32

No, I don't. Was just kidding. Lighten up. By the way I don't hold anything against hookers. southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #34

Yeah, that bothered me too LadyHawkAZ Jan 2012 #27

This is absolute proof that stripping leads to attempted vehicular homicide thelordofhell Jan 2012 #3

Well, that and owning cars is like owning guns. People will use them to hurt others, so ban em The Straight Story Jan 2012 #5

Stripping is violence. woolldog Jan 2012 #11

ahhhh, the boys are out to play. nt seabeyond Jan 2012 #14

I think calling someone a boy is demeaning and sexist The Straight Story Jan 2012 #16

good for you. alert. nt seabeyond Jan 2012 #20

Oh you just had to go there LadyHawkAZ Jan 2012 #33

Ha! RetroLounge Jan 2012 #48

so funny, ha ha. see, add the stripper and we can make all kinds of jokes. THAT is the seabeyond Jan 2012 #12

It is in the thread because that is how the article was written The Straight Story Jan 2012 #18

it is a lot of giggling over a "stripper"s violent attack. no more, no less. nt seabeyond Jan 2012 #23

In this case had the stripper or her friend had a firearm... spin Jan 2012 #21

knew we would get this shit. nt seabeyond Jan 2012 #9

Note to self Shankapotomus Jan 2012 #31

Maybe we should ban old men from leaving the house after 8 pm. That way he can't cause any southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #13

Ha! RetroLounge Jan 2012 #49

For some reason, this story makes me think of John McCain Crankie Avalon Jan 2012 #25

"The woman’s accomplice" DeathToTheOil Jan 2012 #35

Who says true romance is dead? COLGATE4 Jan 2012 #36

My head is starting to hurt again... ElboRuum Jan 2012 #38

That's not a great way to get a lapdance! HopeHoops Jan 2012 #40

I don't think I would try to reason with someone that had tried to run me off the road for 65 miles. bluedigger Jan 2012 #42

OMG! THis proves it! Stripping leads to Violence! RetroLounge Jan 2012 #47

Geez, that dude was pissed. TwilightGardener Jan 2012 #51