Helpful advice from a 74 year old...

[usonian]

26. Four Things

1. As a scholar and a gentleman, I RESERVE THE RIGHT to cuss, scream at, condemn and sometimes kick (with caution) any damn inanimate object that doesn't behave.

2. I found a 50,000 watt station out of Fresno that blasts out oldies.

3. Speaking of "looks", I remember every damn insult hurled at me during the sixties regarding my hair, sideburns and clothing choices. I have one thing (well, lots of things) to say to the "Patriots" who assaulted the Capitol.

GET A F***ING SHAVE, HAIRCUT, WEAR JEANS INSTEAD OF THE FAKE CAMO GEAR AND/OR GOATSKINS

and above all:
4. I forgot the fourth. I'll edit this post if and when I remember it.