Chris Rock: Message to White Voters

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71. Transcript of Chris Rock "Message for White Voters"

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Jimmy Kimmel
As you know the Presidential election is on Tuesday, according to the polls Obama and Romney are still neck and neck, both campaigns made their like final push today – Romney has a very strong lead among white voters but some prominent Obama supports are looking to chip into that and our friend Chris Rock is one of them. Chris Rock is from Brooklyn and tonight he’s recorded a special message for us targeted specifically at undecided voters of the caucasian variety. So listen and decide for yourself.
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Chris Rock:
Hi, I’m Chris Rock with a special message for white people. In times like these you need a President you can trust and that white president’s name is Barack Obama. Lets take a look at the facts: for the first two thirds of his life Barack Obama was known as Barry which is the third whitest name on earth. Right after Cody and Jeff. And these are the white people who raised Barry. Madelyn and Stanley Dunham. Their so white they have to wear sunglasses because they are hurting each others eyes. After college Barry went into black neighborhoods in Chicago to try to organize people. How white is that? Black people don’t have to go into black communities, we don’t have to; we are already there. Look at him; playing golf, body surfing, wearing mom’s jeans, dancing with Ellen. Barack Obama supports gay marriage. Most black men don’t even support straight marriage. President Obama has a dog but is it a Pitbull, is it a Rottweiler? No! It’s a Portuguese Water Dog. And he named it: “Bo.” After one of the Dukes of Hazard. And lets not forget Barack Obama is whiter than Snooki, the tanning mom and Tara Reid. Even Mitt Romney is blacker than Obama. This is Obama’s family and these are the Romney’s. Look at that: Kids, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles. Mitt Romney’s family has more people in it than Tyler Perry. And if your still not convinced check this out:

Barack Obama
I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear I am a white guy so help me god.

Chris Rock
If you want a white president. I have a polo wearing, Hawaii living, home beer brewing, league bowling guy for you – Barry Obama! He’s juuuuuuuuuust WHITE.

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Jimmy Kimmel
Thank you Chris, he made some good points.

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