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(Chris Rock - Message For White Voters)
(Jimmy Kimmel)Source: LYBIO.net
As you know the Presidential election is on Tuesday, according to the polls Obama and Romney are still neck and neck, both campaigns made their like final push today Romney has a very strong lead among white voters but some prominent Obama supports are looking to chip into that and our friend Chris Rock is one of them. Chris Rock is from Brooklyn and tonight hes recorded a special message for us targeted specifically at undecided voters of the caucasian variety. So listen and decide for yourself.
(Christopher Julius Chris Rock III (February 7, 1965)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi, Im Chris Rock with a special message for white people. In times like these you need a President you can trust and that white presidents name is Barack Obama. Lets take a look at the facts: for the first two thirds of his life Barack Obama was known as Barry which is the third whitest name on earth. Right after Cody and Jeff. And these are the white people who raised Barry. Madelyn and Stanley Dunham. Their so white they have to wear sunglasses because they are hurting each others eyes. After college Barry went into black neighborhoods in Chicago to try to organize people. How white is that? Black people dont have to go into black communities, we dont have to; we are already there. Look at him; playing golf, body surfing, wearing moms jeans, dancing with Ellen. Barack Obama supports gay marriage. Most black men dont even support straight marriage. President Obama has a dog but is it a Pitbull, is it a Rottweiler? No! Its a Portuguese Water Dog. And he named it: Bo. After one of the Dukes of Hazard. And lets not forget Barack Obama is whiter than Snooki, the tanning mom and Tara Reid. Even Mitt Romney is blacker than Obama. This is Obamas family and these are the Romneys. Look at that: Kids, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles. Mitt Romneys family has more people in it than Tyler Perry. And if your still not convinced check this out:
(Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961))
I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear I am a white guy so help me god.
(Chris Rock)
If you want a white president. I have a polo wearing, Hawaii living, home beer brewing, league bowling guy for you Barry Obama! Hes juuuuuuuuuust WHITE.
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(Jimmy Kimmel) Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you Chris, he made some good points.
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Hispanics can be white. If you want another white guy Doug Stanhope could do it.
joshcryer
Nov 2012
#72
Nah, you can have white Mexicans, as well as black Mexicans. But that's beside the point.
joshcryer
Nov 2012
#77
So you're saying there's no white Mexicans? You need to get out more. Bill
Guy Whitey Corngood
Nov 2012
#93
You could get the gist of it from watching -- lots of photos. Worth a look. :-)
gateley
Nov 2012
#42
But good pics -- he's not just sitting there talking, so I think you'd enjoy it. Gist of it
gateley
Nov 2012
#43
Don't care for Chris Rock, but that's funny. I esp liked Barry with the wig. nt
Honeycombe8
Nov 2012
#64
OMG Chris, thanks so much for making this independent voter see the white, er light.
crunch60
Nov 2012
#86