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Beachnutt

(8,957 posts)
4. Quick story related..
Sun Aug 21, 2022, 08:07 PM
Aug 2022

Highway patrol stops car for speeding
walks to window pulls out his baton and smacks the driver with it and says " Thats for not having your registration and insurance ready when I walk up"
the driver holds his head in pain and gets his papers for the cop, the cop walks back to patrol car and comes back momentarily and tells the driver he's free to go on but ask him to hold on just minute before you drive off, then the cop walks around to the passenger side and smacks the passenger up side his head, the passenger holding his head ask the officer "why'd you do that to me ?
the cop says "I know how you trumptards are as soon as he drives off you'll say he wouldn't have hit me like that ....

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I guess that's a winning strategy?? Who the fuck are these people? walkingman Aug 2022 #1
Groomed by Fux Entertainment & limpballs for over 2 decades. Justice matters. Aug 2022 #24
$100 says this Shitstain has never been in a fight in his life. NoMoreRepugs Aug 2022 #2
He's an ex soccer player from across the pond MagickMuffin Aug 2022 #13
Please... BlueIdaho Aug 2022 #3
Really. It's as if the FBI agents NEVER EVER practice shooting skills. Wednesdays Aug 2022 #6
Quick story related.. Beachnutt Aug 2022 #4
Stuff: Botany Aug 2022 #5
freak CurtEastPoint Aug 2022 #7
Speed freak vlyons Aug 2022 #12
Ewwwww! secondwind Aug 2022 #15
It's hard to put anybody in a body bag while you're handcuffed, standing in your driveway rsdsharp Aug 2022 #8
So much for being a law and order candidate. lpbk2713 Aug 2022 #9
Oh, please EnergizedLib Aug 2022 #10
My but doesn't he sound brave and strong? vlyons Aug 2022 #11
Here he is attempting to bully a female police officer trying to do her job. Asshat misogynist. Tommymac Aug 2022 #17
Imagine if he was your boss or worse your spouse? Joinfortmill Aug 2022 #22
This meathead thinks.... SergeStorms Aug 2022 #23
Oh, him. I've seen that video before. What a pompous, entitled twit. subterranean Aug 2022 #25
Lucky he's a white-privileged asshole... n/t Justice matters. Aug 2022 #26
Sounds like an invitation, @FBI onecaliberal Aug 2022 #14
This clown may be posted around in the FBI circles. empedocles Aug 2022 #16
Keep talking, dumbass Joinfortmill Aug 2022 #18
This message was self-deleted by its author Joinfortmill Aug 2022 #19
Thanks for the tip Mr. Hyde the terrorist. hadEnuf Aug 2022 #20
Don't worry bro BaronChocula Aug 2022 #21
Good. I hope they search his home. Let's see what his true colors are. Martin68 Aug 2022 #27
It sounds like the little snowflake has something to worry about. Firestorm49 Aug 2022 #28
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