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The Doctor.

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22. Yes, every night he retreats to the sub-sub-sub basement of the White House.

Reply to IamK (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 15, 2012, 05:10 AM

Jan 2012

There, in the 'Danger Room', he trains his group of Mutant Assassins. Each an outcast of society. Each with amazing and uncanny abilities. Barack H. Obama creates holographic simulations of his own design to hone his team to a razor's edge.

They are loyal to him to a fault, and will kill anyone he orders them to. Part of this loyalty is inspired by his charisma, leadership, and vision for the future. But the real loyalty is brought out in this team of highly trained assassins because Obama brings them dougnuts and makes jokes about how they all stand for 'him'.

Cheney never used to bring doughnuts. Their loyalty is assured.

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Iran Says It Has Evidence U.S. Behind Scientist�s Killing [View all] Purveyor Jan 2012 OP

It's very sad to me that I can't defend my country in this lunatica Jan 2012 #1

It is how the "war on terror" is being fought now... IamK Jan 2012 #4

'President Obama has turned assassinations an art form'.... link? spanone Jan 2012 #5

link below IamK Jan 2012 #9

Yes, every night he retreats to the sub-sub-sub basement of the White House. The Doctor. Jan 2012 #22

not sure about all that but he does seem to enjoy blowing people up he does not like.... IamK Jan 2012 #23

That's the same demonization the anti-choice people use The Doctor. Jan 2012 #25

Yeah, I don't put much stock in Iranian claims. cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #2

And why don't you think of this? Astrad Jan 2012 #11

Um, because this isn't about Rumsfeld and WMD's? cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #13

When I think of Astrad Jan 2012 #16

Do you believe the Iranian claim that they possess documents PROVING cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #17

Well on this Press TV might not be right nadinbrzezinski Jan 2012 #19

Anyone at all familiar with Israel will know... Behind the Aegis Jan 2012 #20

i thought it was the israeli`s... madrchsod Jan 2012 #3

Could be a joint venture between Israel and US ? lumpy Jan 2012 #6

I hope it is not true. nt Mojorabbit Jan 2012 #7

Or was it Israelis posing as Americans as they have before. tabatha Jan 2012 #8

Not buying it... DURHAM D Jan 2012 #10

Who would leave documentation behind. only minamal contact was made with car julian09 Jan 2012 #12

It truly wouldn't surprise me, MadHound Jan 2012 #14

Indeed, assassination of a scientist is not acceptable at all no matter who did it. Zalatix Jan 2012 #18

No way, it was Israel treestar Jan 2012 #15

And your "evidence" it was Israel, is it any better than the Iranian "evidence" it was us? Behind the Aegis Jan 2012 #21

Admittedly a guess treestar Jan 2012 #24

America doesn't use manned bombs. WonderGrunion Jan 2012 #26