Restaurant refuses service to Christian group, citing staff 'dignity'

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83. That would take some preparation

“Mary, a party of two dozen LGBT-hating bigots just made a reservation for three days from now. Your job is to take all our male waitstaff to Goodwill to buy floor-length dresses for them. Then run them over to Macy’s and have them fitted for bras with large cup sizes, go to that medical supply store on Arlington for mastectomy fillers, stop by Claire’s for really gaudy clip-on earrings, and finally to Sally Beauty for wigs and the longest false eyelashes they have in stock. Make sure they report to work three hours before shift time so they can get dressed and their makeup done. Here’s the company credit card. Get whatever you need to make sure these guests have a meal they’ll never forget.”

“Love it! You want me to stop off at the dollar store for some really odious perfume?”

“Yeah…see if they have two-inch-long press-on nails while you’re at it. No detail can be overlooked! Everything must be absolutely perfect!”