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Roisin Ni Fiachra

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60. I want an evolved, benevolent race of humanoid aliens to beam conservatives

Sat Jan 14, 2023, 09:10 AM

Jan 2023

up to their ships and perform painless, corrective laser surgery on the part(s) of their brains that prevents them from evolving out of the juvenile, self-destructive hateful behavior that is causing so much harm to all human societies, and the inevitable destruction of life on our planet.

Starting with the wealthy throwbacks among them.

"Conversion therapy" for fascists.

And everyone lives happily ever after. Wars become extinct, nasty diseases are cured, everyone has enough to eat, and all good things never come to an end.

Then our lovely alien friends leave our planet in search of the next planet they plan to save from destruction by fascism.

Hey now, if we're gonna make wishes, why not go big time?

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What is your wish for this Friday 13th? [View all] malaise Jan 2023 OP

All goons bucolic_frolic Jan 2023 #1

That Garland would dot the last i Emile Jan 2023 #2

THIS malaise Jan 2023 #6

My wife and I are now post - COVID - for us, a drive to NewHendoLib Jan 2023 #3

Sounds good malaise Jan 2023 #5

I hope to escape the evil eye of La Bruja. panader0 Jan 2023 #4

LoL malaise Jan 2023 #7

This might have been a favorite of Diego Rivera. CoopersDad Jan 2023 #12

Thanks for that link malaise Jan 2023 #15

I wish for your wish, and a peaceful day for us. niyad Jan 2023 #8

I wish that malice and discontent evaporates... MiHale Jan 2023 #9

Why just today? House of Roberts Jan 2023 #10

Same here but it's Friday 13th malaise Jan 2023 #11

Imma save us all... Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2023 #53

to win the $1B+ jackpot MissMillie Jan 2023 #13

For ALL repugs to immediately have a good conscious AND use it for good. Ferrets are Cool Jan 2023 #14

You have a better chance at malaise Jan 2023 #16

And if I DID have that lamp with the genie.... Ferrets are Cool Jan 2023 #17

Waaaaaah malaise Jan 2023 #19

heheheee Ferrets are Cool Jan 2023 #21

that was cat not carb malaise Jan 2023 #23

To avoid black cats and stepping on cracks. milestogo Jan 2023 #18

That my usual bad luck turns good for the day. BlueTsunami2018 Jan 2023 #20

Eh dalton99a Jan 2023 #22

Please explain thanks malaise Jan 2023 #30

There is really no difference between Friday 13th and another day dalton99a Jan 2023 #36

LOL malaise Jan 2023 #37

I wish a few things today. Niagara Jan 2023 #24

Love your wishes malaise Jan 2023 #25

Thank you, Malaise. Niagara Jan 2023 #27

This message was self-deleted by its author malaise Jan 2023 #26

Dropping my load in Medford and then going to a truck stop to await MarineCombatEngineer Jan 2023 #28

Is that your wish or your schedule? malaise Jan 2023 #29

My schedule, MarineCombatEngineer Jan 2023 #31

OK😀 malaise Jan 2023 #32

Hopefully...no bikers ;) Fix The Stupid Jan 2023 #33

I learn something every day from DUers malaise Jan 2023 #35

I want a new recipe for pumpkin bread I'm trying to be good. Phoenix61 Jan 2023 #34

I too have some kitchen cupboards to clean malaise Jan 2023 #40

It came out well! My neighbors will be happy. nt Phoenix61 Jan 2023 #45

The pumpkin bread? malaise Jan 2023 #46

Yes! And it made the house smell good. nt Phoenix61 Jan 2023 #49

I can imagine the smell😀 malaise Jan 2023 #56

Pain free is my #1 wish yellowdogintexas Jan 2023 #38

Hope your wishes came true malaise Jan 2023 #57

Money changers get their comeuppance. usonian Jan 2023 #39

That would be nice malaise Jan 2023 #41

I wish I could have my dad back. Unfortunately, that isn't possible because he died of Covid liberal_mama Jan 2023 #42

How sad malaise Jan 2023 #44

Sanity. Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2023 #43

+100000 bdamomma Jan 2023 #51

For all the children of the world to join hands nolabear Jan 2023 #47

Friday the 13th is usually just a day, occasionally a great day. haele Jan 2023 #48

For bdamomma Jan 2023 #50

Nothing less Kennah Jan 2023 #52

Lock them all up malaise Jan 2023 #58

I want my niece and her husband to stop fighting. KentuckyWoman Jan 2023 #54

I hope they stop fighting malaise Jan 2023 #59

I wish my mother would consider what I want Genki Hikari Jan 2023 #55

I want an evolved, benevolent race of humanoid aliens to beam conservatives Roisin Ni Fiachra Jan 2023 #60