Another GOP celeb goes batshit on Twitter

[jmowreader]

30. You can understand the handwringing

Apparently Levites were the bonobos of their time - people who would fuck anything that moved. That's all well and good, but go down the list in Leviticus 18: everything there produces no offspring, produces deformed offspring, or gets you killed by a pissed-off husband. In a time of 90 percent infant mortality, that's bad...so the priests came up with this list of sex not to have, and it made it into the Bible.(The story of Onan, who spilled his seed upon the ground, comes into this too - it tells His people Fucking Is Only For Making Babies.)

Today, we have too many people on Earth so non-procreational sex is fine. If we could just tell the Bible Beaters that.