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Sun Jan 22, 2023, 03:20 PM Jan 2023

Joe and Donald are mechanics at an auto repair shop [View all]

Donald has a history of being shady and disagreeable with customers and co-workers. Donald is fired. He packs and leaves with his personal tools. The shop notices a very significant amount of their tools are gone as well. They contact Donald, who says he doesn't have them. The shop presses him and he then claims he has only a few of the missing shop tools. When the shop insists he must have more, Donald wants to negotiate on the return of any more tools he may have, and even claims some of the tools with the shop logo are his. Exasperated, the shop manager contacts law enforcement. The police obtain a warrant and search Donald's property, discovering many more shop tools.

Joe retires. Joe discovers a few smaller shop tools mixed in with his tools that he brought home. He returns them immediately. As the weeks go on and he tinkers with projects at home, he periodically discovers a few more and returns those as well. He assures the shop he will return any more he discovers. The shop manager doesn't contact law enforcement.

Donald wonders why they were treated differently when both had taken shop tools home.

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Very well done! Thank you. nt Atticus Jan 2023 #1
Accidents happen. Unless you don't treat it like an accident. forgotmylogin Jan 2023 #16
Excellent! Bayard Jan 2023 #2
Terrific!!!!! PCIntern Jan 2023 #3
Indeed. Anyone who persists in conflating the two situations is either irredeemably obtuse or RockRaven Jan 2023 #4
I think the repukes are using this as an argument that ole Joe just ain't up to the job. CTyankee Jan 2023 #5
Now tell all the Sunday-morning-talking-up-Republicans shows. Hermit-The-Prog Jan 2023 #6
perfect analogy. barbtries Jan 2023 #7
I think we should all share it. It's an outstanding analogy! calimary Jan 2023 #8
TY & don't give a shit what magas LIE Cha Jan 2023 #9
Donald would be the Joey Buttafuoco of mechanics peppertree Jan 2023 #10
Lol, good one. Dave Bowman Jan 2023 #12
Why, thank you peppertree Jan 2023 #19
Great post! Dave Bowman Jan 2023 #11
Donald's followers are trying to release the Flying Monkeys! Aussie105 Jan 2023 #13
Mwaaa - Chef's Kiss! NullTuples Jan 2023 #14
Hell even a Trumpy might get it. Emile Jan 2023 #15
What shop is this? BaronChocula Jan 2023 #17
Now I'm wondering if I brought any tools home when I worked at the auto repair shop. n/t aggiesal Jan 2023 #18
This sounds like... hippywife Jan 2023 #20
Excellent! Raven123 Jan 2023 #21
You left out the part central scrutinizer Jan 2023 #22
You should direct your example to the DOJ. Sneederbunk Jan 2023 #23
Or. alotus51 Jan 2023 #24
K&R Emile Jan 2023 #25
As a former Auto Technician, this thread resonates with me Best_man23 Jan 2023 #26
One of the things that separates us from the animals is the ability to use tools. Earth-shine Jan 2023 #27
Trump full case Laura PourMeADrink Jan 2023 #28
Good! Joinfortmill Jan 2023 #29
Go tell that to the M$M Wednesdays Jan 2023 #30
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