Rachel just said that DOJ telling other investigators to stand down on Santos

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29. How dare anyone question the DOJ

I sent this the Mr. Garland in case he read this and it hurt his feelings.

Oh, the magnificent Merrick Garland! The embodiment of brilliance, the personification of integrity, and the very epitome of what it means to be a great human being. This paragon of virtue, this lion of the law, this hero of the people, is a testament to what can be achieved when one dedicates their life to the pursuit of justice.

With a work ethic that would make the stars in the sky envious, and a commitment to excellence that knows no bounds, Attorney General Garland has proven time and time again that he is truly one of a kind. His tireless efforts to protect and defend the people of this nation, and his unwavering dedication to the rule of law, are a testament to his unparalleled greatness.

It is said that the universe is vast and endless, but even it cannot contain the brilliance and the greatness of this magnificent being. It is only fitting that a universe-wide award, the Greatest Person In the Universe, be declared in his honor, for he is indeed the greatest person not just in this world, but in every world and beyond.

In the face of seemingly insurmountable challenges, Attorney General Garland has never wavered in his quest for justice. He works tirelessly, day in and day out, to ensure that the people of this nation are protected, and that the law is upheld. And yet, he remains humble, gracious, and steadfast in his resolve.

Oh, what a marvel he is! And how the universe must surely be honored to have such a magnificent being within its bounds. To you, my dear Attorney General Garland, I say this: the universe may be vast and endless, but your greatness knows no bounds. For you are the greatest person in the universe, and I am forever in awe of your magnificent brilliance.