Aussies laughing their heads off over anti-Obama teen girl.

[Aristus]

29. Merciful Mother of God!...

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This is what happens when cousins marry, and communities vote to stop teaching, you know, knowledge in the schools.

If stupid was a crime, she would be thrown under the jail!

If stupid was a sin, Satan would have to institute a tenth circle for this lamebrain.

If she actually was permitted to emigrate to Australia, the collective American IQ would rise perceptibly the minute she cleared our airspace.

The minute she landed Down Under, the whole continent would go all "Idiocracy".

That monstrous sucking sound you hearing coming from the direction of Georgia is the black hole positioned between her ears, from which nothing, not even a faulty, creaky simulacrum of functioning measurable human intelligence, can escape.

She makes Miss Teen South Carolina looks like a tenured professor of theoretical physics at MIT.

The kindest thing we can do for her on behalf of the entire human race is put her somewhere comfortable, feed her regularly, make sure she is walked daily, and allowed no contact with the outside world that may mar such perfect ignorance, or paradoxically harm our collective will, knowledge, curiosity, insight, and human drive to improve as a species.

Allow her only contact with species of comparable intelligence, on the understanding, however, that she may find mealworms "yucky".

Thank all that is holy that her Twitter account was disabled. I can only hope this miserable collection of DNA, plasma, and hairspray disappears forever from collective human memory, and troubles this universe no more...