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Dash87

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72. I feel sorry for the people around these nuts

Thu Nov 8, 2012, 05:23 PM

Nov 2012

This is the type of person, where, one day they pop out of the bushes and shoot some an innocent jogger in the head because they got too close to their lawn.

Also, who the heck posts info in public and says it should be secret? Troll alert?

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lol, Freeper gives wife crazy post-Obama instructions [View all] Enrique Nov 2012 OP

I posted his real list earlier. Here it is again: FSogol Nov 2012 #1

Bwahahaha Dem2TheCore Nov 2012 #15

The crazy is strong... txdemsftw Nov 2012 #2

That guy JustAnotherGen Nov 2012 #3

Wait destroy all cell phones and don't use any land lines? upaloopa Nov 2012 #4

Maybe telepathy? teach1st Nov 2012 #10

Smoke signals? Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #33

It'll rot before he can use it all. kentauros Nov 2012 #86

Me think he didn't think this through.. Sheepshank Nov 2012 #41

That's what the 500 cords of wood are for muriel_volestrangler Nov 2012 #81

It's going to be hard for them to call... Science Geek Nov 2012 #93

One of the other Freepers suggested calico1 Nov 2012 #45

Probably because most of them know this guy is a poser siligut Nov 2012 #76

Notice how one of his next items is to tell visitors to "call first". Call with what? Erose999 Nov 2012 #55

Instructed my wife geomon666 Nov 2012 #5

Well, she doesn't actually 'live' with him, nor are they actually 'married'. Ikonoklast Nov 2012 #69

Good advice... Mike Nelson Nov 2012 #6

Can we convince them ALL to do this? (N/t) Lefta Dissenter Nov 2012 #7

He forgot about his GUNZ!!!!!!!!!!! txdemsftw Nov 2012 #8

If I were his wife I'd give him just one instruction LynneSin Nov 2012 #9

I love #8: Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents. OmahaBlueDog Nov 2012 #11

I don't have a black box on my car Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #35

I think he means the computer that controls the engine... OmahaBlueDog Nov 2012 #48

Well in addition to reporting your wherabouts to FEMA, it also controls your fuel injectors and Erose999 Nov 2012 #57

Ohhh...that is the one that I use to check in with. Horse with no Name Nov 2012 #58

Good stuff, that Hornady. n/t appal_jack Nov 2012 #47

To be fair, the other Freeps are mostly laughing at him. TwilightGardener Nov 2012 #12

This post was so crazy even some of the Freepers were afraid. Jennicut Nov 2012 #13

Nice of him to offer to help... LadyHawkAZ Nov 2012 #14

500 cords of wood stored? Fumesucker Nov 2012 #16

8 feet * 4 feet = 32 sq ft. 32 sq ft * 500 each = 16,000 sq ft. FSogol Nov 2012 #22

I thought of it as 4 ft high x 4 wide x 4000 ft long Fumesucker Nov 2012 #30

Would he start the winter by taking the wood closest to the house or 4000 ft away? FSogol Nov 2012 #40

I'm surprised he didn't ask her to gather two of every species JBoy Nov 2012 #28

That was my first thought too. sufrommich Nov 2012 #42

8 hi x 20 w x 400 long = 20 garages full Coyotl Nov 2012 #64

I love #12... infidel dog Nov 2012 #17

So get rid of landlines, cell phones, AND internet, but require Proles Nov 2012 #18

Children's Band radio Fumesucker Nov 2012 #32

Yeah, lets get rid of our phones in favor of a system that will broadcast our convos to anyone who Erose999 Nov 2012 #61

Here's my list: shenmue Nov 2012 #19

If true, think about it....He had to instruct his wife to do all that because he has no clue... rustydog Nov 2012 #20

14. Hire a divorce lawyer Renew Deal Nov 2012 #21

That should be higher up HappyMe Nov 2012 #23

Friends should call first? JBoy Nov 2012 #24

The only other occupants of the basement he is typing from ... lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #27

Nope, they all overdosed on Cheetohs crumbs Fumesucker Nov 2012 #34

If his wife had any sense Aerows Nov 2012 #25

Is this a promise? GoCubsGo Nov 2012 #26

Even the other Freepers are incredulous WhoIsNumberNone Nov 2012 #29

He forgot Shankapotomus Nov 2012 #31

and condom-free porn Enrique Nov 2012 #38

Fucker...and *THIS* is why women voted for Obama Sheepshank Nov 2012 #36

If all the Conservatives stop using oil and gas, the prices of those things will go way down stevenleser Nov 2012 #37

Actually no. toddwv Nov 2012 #56

No matter how you slice it, the price would be lower than what it would have been. stevenleser Nov 2012 #66

Again, you're assuming localized supply and demand. toddwv Nov 2012 #78

No, I'm not, I'm doing the opposite, in fact. I dont think you are seeing it. stevenleser Nov 2012 #83

Where does one store 500 cords of wood? calico1 Nov 2012 #39

I got your 500 cords of wood right here! trailmonkee Nov 2012 #44

Funny.. calico1 Nov 2012 #54

the crazies have issues with calculations some times... math really screws with their heads? trailmonkee Nov 2012 #59

"Wanna buy some wood?" - W HooptieWagon Nov 2012 #87

do you know how much wood that is? Takes years to burn it all & by that time, it's rotted into soil wordpix Nov 2012 #88

Oh thanks for this. My best laugh of the day n/t coeur_de_lion Nov 2012 #43

I'm so glad Obama have us these free iPads to track guys like him. Thank you tax payers!! myrna minx Nov 2012 #46

I really hope my newly-assigned same-sex partner ... brett_jv Nov 2012 #50

Indeed comrade! myrna minx Nov 2012 #94

even the freeps think he's nuts.... stklurker Nov 2012 #49

The answer is simple NoPasaran Nov 2012 #77

He also claims he has "land mines and armored vehicles" sufrommich Nov 2012 #51

Naturally he expects his wife to do all the work. Typical freeper. yardwork Nov 2012 #52

Isn't that eerily similar to what the Jim Jones followers did? NNN0LHI Nov 2012 #53

Don't forget food. toddwv Nov 2012 #60

So, destroy all cell phones and have friends call prior to a visit so gate can be unlocked. Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #62

Good News. She and the children have crossed the border into a liberated state, Coyotl Nov 2012 #63

We're still going to find him... he can't hide from us!!! LeftinOH Nov 2012 #65

Just use Google Earth and look for 8 acres of stacked firewood. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2012 #75

+1000 !!! I fell out of my chair! HooptieWagon Nov 2012 #89

lol! wordpix Nov 2012 #90

I'm sure he's living his wet dream at the thought of this cherish44 Nov 2012 #67

"End all computer web services" -- oh please let that be #1! NYC Liberal Nov 2012 #68

I couldn't get past "Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs." Chorophyll Nov 2012 #70

Wonder if he knows they can trace money orders? madmom Nov 2012 #71

I feel sorry for the people around these nuts Dash87 Nov 2012 #72

Love his answer to how he's going to use the internet sufrommich Nov 2012 #73

"The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know abou lz1122 Nov 2012 #74

Why does she have to do these chores? treestar Nov 2012 #79

Wife's response tweet reggaehead Nov 2012 #80

I'm afraid to think of what's got this wacko so busy that he instructs his wife lindysalsagal Nov 2012 #82

LOL, oh goody, please go live in a cave too. Oh and can I have your "stuff" you know how all of us Raine Nov 2012 #84

One Question? FamilyMan Nov 2012 #85

"no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!" GREAT idea! wordpix Nov 2012 #91

His plan fills me with fear and remorse. Sheldon Cooper Nov 2012 #92