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Effete Snob

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19. I think you are pretty safe

Wed Mar 1, 2023, 01:26 PM

Mar 2023

They won't vaporize or eat you.

They will land and build you a pyramid if you are nice.

Well, they used to do that for hundreds of years. Then they quit. Now, they just show up, fly around trying not to be seen, mutilate some livestock, and stick things up rednecks' buttholes.

It sucks they don't build stuff anymore, but these days they are content with whatever they are finding in rednecks' buttholes.

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We Have a Real UFO Problem. And It's Not Balloons. - Politico [View all] Justice matters. Mar 2023 OP

👽 underpants Mar 2023 #1

It is "strange" that these "UAPs" fly exactly where they "should" not... Justice matters. Mar 2023 #3

It could be another part of the govt using the space underpants Mar 2023 #11

I do think something is going on. Elessar Zappa Mar 2023 #2

Well, I believe the great pyramids of Egypt were not entirely built by human beings. Justice matters. Mar 2023 #4

It was Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone PCIntern Mar 2023 #6

The blocks were moved under water IbogaProject Mar 2023 #7

"you can't insert a sheet of paper between them" Effete Snob Mar 2023 #8

You are setting a narrative edisdead Mar 2023 #28

Oh, okay Effete Snob Mar 2023 #35

I didn't say any pyramids were built by aliens. edisdead Mar 2023 #37

D o you know who and why the pyramids were built? Effete Snob Mar 2023 #40

Although it is ForgedCrank Mar 2023 #12

What I like... Effete Snob Mar 2023 #18

There is a theory that the blocks were poured concrete, crickets Mar 2023 #20

I sort of believe this is more in line edisdead Mar 2023 #29

And they built fake quarries to throw everyone off the scent Effete Snob Mar 2023 #32

Why do you think you are arguing with me? edisdead Mar 2023 #38

I saw an interview with the head of the group "MUFON..." Archae Mar 2023 #5

An old Calvin & Hobbs cartoon had Calvin saying, CrispyQ Mar 2023 #9

I don't know much but I think MUFON TxGuitar Mar 2023 #36

I really have no idea. Archae Mar 2023 #39

I want to believe. sarcasmo Mar 2023 #10

I like Carl Sagan's line better: TxGuitar Mar 2023 #15

OMG! fightforfreedom Mar 2023 #13

All those herein bringing fact and logic to the debate, Disaffected Mar 2023 #14

I hope this all BS. I really would prefer to not be vaporized by an alien death ray XorXor Mar 2023 #16

I think you are pretty safe Effete Snob Mar 2023 #19

They probably fear they would get shot at... Justice matters. Mar 2023 #25

I saw Garland at the helm of a UFO. fightforfreedom Mar 2023 #17

Gee, folks. crickets Mar 2023 #21

Thank you. Justice matters. Mar 2023 #22

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your niyad Mar 2023 #26

Wonderful reply! edisdead Mar 2023 #30

Seems to trigger an automatic response in some. Kid Berwyn Mar 2023 #34

I don't know how much Rubio et al need to hear about publicly. Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2023 #23

Tom Cruise never flew against UFO Kid Berwyn Mar 2023 #24

Occam's Razor Takket Mar 2023 #27

There's a great line in the movie ET Effete Snob Mar 2023 #33

You have my attention, but which country could it be? ecstatic Mar 2023 #31

i hav NEVER seen a UFO but i believe in them Trueblue1968 Mar 2023 #41