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In reply to the discussion: Hey, evangelicals! [View all]

Warpy

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19. I guess the Second Coming gets to play a round of golf
Mon Apr 10, 2023, 01:32 PM
Apr 2023

if he manages to heave his bulk out of bed on a Sunday morning.

That's who they think that sack of corruption is, too. And since god is everywhere, they can feel him sitting in the amen corner as well as out cheating at golf.

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Hey, evangelicals! [View all] mysteryowl Apr 2023 OP
They don't care Effete Snob Apr 2023 #1
He hates the same people as they do, so... czarjak Apr 2023 #2
Even Adolph went to church. alfredo Apr 2023 #3
That's a surprise. I wonder why. mysteryowl Apr 2023 #4
The wine is free alfredo Apr 2023 #5
Well, golly Effete Snob Apr 2023 #6
Read this: alfredo Apr 2023 #13
Now that you say that, I remember watching a movie that included how the Catholic church helped Nazi mysteryowl Apr 2023 #9
... Ferrets are Cool Apr 2023 #21
wow! thanks mysteryowl Apr 2023 #22
And 2 weeks from tomorrow his defamation (rape) civil case starts up again underpants Apr 2023 #7
That upside down Bible pose after beating back peaceful protesters Zambero Apr 2023 #8
Your point assumes evangelicals are good religious people. They are neither, rather they hide their RAB910 Apr 2023 #10
I understand, but I had to post a rant because they worship him. mysteryowl Apr 2023 #11
We think we all live in the same world, but No! sanatanadharma Apr 2023 #12
He delivered inthewind21 Apr 2023 #14
Trust me. If Trump ever entered a church, it would be for a photo-op. There would be pictures. Midnight Writer Apr 2023 #15
Donald Trump's Easter message on Truth Social: "World War III." LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2023 #16
Some call it hypocrisy. Maybe it's just racism. progressoid Apr 2023 #17
More than a few have attended (nay, highlighted) demonic sacrifices though peppertree Apr 2023 #18
I guess the Second Coming gets to play a round of golf Warpy Apr 2023 #19
It's so obvious! CCExile Apr 2023 #20
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