Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type 'Trans'

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5. It won't be long before they insist

that the US history books used in schools stop using the name Transcontinental Railroad and demand it be replaced with Coast to Coast Railroad. Likewise the Trans-Alaska Pipeline System. The Bay Area Rapid Transit will be renamed the Bay Area People Movers. The GQP will likely issue a consulting contract to a wealthy donor worth billions of dollars to have them go around the country and root out any of the governmental uses of the "word that must never be spoken" and to make donations for legal expenses to be used for bringing lawsuits against private companies who use or display the offending word. On a related note Some People Say News is reporting that GQP House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has demanded that any reference anywhere in the US to there ever having been an airline named Trans World Airlines be forever forbidden. He noted he was instructed to do so by his supervisor, world renowned linguist and scientist GQP Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.