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Behind the Aegis

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37. Does it only have right turns that go into a ditch?
Fri May 12, 2023, 03:14 PM
May 2023

If you try to turn left, do "patriots" pop up from the median and "liberate" your car?

Are the mile markers stogies?

Are there going to be two sets of speed limits depending on the color of the driver?

Are the billboards going to be a parade of FOX ads, and things like "Abortion is Murder...unless you are my mistress? (The Herschel Walker Exemption)?

Is the highway to be divided by red lines, instead of white or yellow ones?

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the shitholing of Floriduh continues apace Celerity May 2023 #1
Jeez, poor Florida. Such a beautiful place, ruined Joinfortmill May 2023 #2
I guess they want a place for coke dealing and underage hookers lapfog_1 May 2023 #3
Another reason never to return to Florida. sinkingfeeling May 2023 #4
and what does that cost the tax payers? Emile May 2023 #5
OxyContin Junkie Memorial Way would be more authentic Submariner May 2023 #6
You forgot Rush Limbaugh was a viagra gobbling pedophile. n/t Greybnk48 May 2023 #21
What a great idea.. make adhesive backed signage and put it over Limpballs name..nt mitch96 May 2023 #28
I hope some smart ass down there takes the opportunity to appropriately trash the road signs Walleye May 2023 #7
Honey remind me to avoid that area. Chipper Chat May 2023 #8
At one time they wanted highway 27. Thank god that got turned down. jimfields33 May 2023 #14
You know I used to actually listen to rush. Chipper Chat May 2023 #25
What good points did he have, because all of his points were RW? obamanut2012 May 2023 #30
I got Rush thrown off of the Golf channel Casady1 May 2023 #9
+1 Emile May 2023 #13
Good for you! yardwork May 2023 #20
Beautiful. Kingofalldems May 2023 #24
Fantastic! 👍 Duppers May 2023 #34
Bazinga! 🎉 Wow, good for you! 😄 👏👏👏👏👏 electric_blue68 May 2023 #38
The anti-woke, anti-gay, anti-drag queen republicans wish to 'honor' Rushbo who took someone else's keithbvadu2 May 2023 #10
Ya know I'm not sure I knew that! Gak! Not in the US? electric_blue68 May 2023 #39
Dominican Republic keithbvadu2 May 2023 #41
Ohhhh, yeahhh - that sounds vaugely familiar. Ew! 😤 That is, him going there but not why electric_blue68 May 2023 #42
This RegulatedCapitalistD May 2023 #11
"Big Fat Idiot Highway"? MissMillie May 2023 #12
Jesus, is that the breakout of the FL House? Ugh themaguffin May 2023 #15
Elections have consequences. lees1975 May 2023 #36
fuck florida and limbaugh spanone May 2023 #16
Is that the road with dead animals and blown out tires all over it? pwb May 2023 #17
Garbage Dump Highway. ProudMNDemocrat May 2023 #18
NAZI Highway. Kid Berwyn May 2023 #19
This is crazy! What is wrong with those people? ecstatic May 2023 #22
yes no-one GAF about Rush Linbaugh jcgoldie May 2023 #27
Maybe DeSatan should also legalize Oxycodone for recreational use while he is at it Norbert May 2023 #23
Oxycodone Highway to Hell? roamer65 May 2023 #26
Disgusting. Doubt many will be using this honorary designation for Hortensis May 2023 #29
I would sue the state for lowering my property values. lpbk2713 May 2023 #31
AssFault usonian May 2023 #32
if i lived near it id buy a can of spray paint. moonshinegnomie May 2023 #33
🎸🎤🎵🎶"...the Highway to Hell, The Highway..."🎵 electric_blue68 May 2023 #35
Does it only have right turns that go into a ditch? Behind the Aegis May 2023 #37
😄 These are good questions! (even if el Rushbo was a pos) electric_blue68 May 2023 #40
Republicans honoring Republican family values. DFW May 2023 #43
now you know where to dump the trash? ZonkerHarris May 2023 #44
Florida just gets worse every single day! Initech May 2023 #45
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