Who would want to marry this guy anyway?

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91. You won't find any yuppies in Monroe, Louisiana

There is no "dumbed down" or "shtick". Phil Robertson has a Masters degree, from his time as starting quarterback at Louisiana Tech, Terry Bradshaw was his backup. From Wikipaedia: Initially, he was second on the depth chart at quarterback behind Phil "Roxie" Robertson, who later became famous as the inventor of the Duck Commander duck call and television personality on the A&E program Duck Dynasty.[11][12]
Phil started the duck call business in a shed, cutting the blanks for turning with a chainsaw. No "yuppie" ever worked as hard.
Allen Robertson, the oldest son, remained clean-shaven throughout the run of the show! He's the minister of a Baptist church. which his family is active in.

If you're gonna throw shade, try getting your story straight!