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Ocelot II

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29. I can't imagine that those seats would pass FAA certification, or that
Tue Jun 6, 2023, 01:55 PM
Jun 2023

an airline would want them even if they did. Of course airlines want as many passengers as possible, but what's possible is limited by both physics and safety regulations. Assuming an airplane has high enough ceilings to accommodate those seats (most don't), the weight of the additional passengers and the seats themselves would likely cause the airplane to exceed its maximum takeoff weight by a lot. In any event, even if the plane could fly, there's a point where more weight means less revenue because it takes more fuel to carry more weight. Also, there's an FAA rule that says that during an emergency evacuation all passengers have to able to get out in no more than 90 seconds. Those seats, if filled, would cause a horrific clusterfuck if passengers had to be evacuated. And who wants to sit with someone else's ass in their face? Even if you could get a cheap ticket?

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And immediately back into mothballs it should/will go. Tommy Carcetti Jun 2023 #1
Mooooooo! roamer65 Jun 2023 #2
You get what you pay for jimfields33 Jun 2023 #6
39 dollars is one thing. Marius25 Jun 2023 #22
I'm not even going to speak aloud my first thought upon seeing that pic. BlackSkimmer Jun 2023 #3
I bet it was my first thought too and I'm embarrassed! Raven Jun 2023 #8
Lol! BlackSkimmer Jun 2023 #39
I'll say it: TxGuitar Jun 2023 #49
Great minds think alike. :-) Raven Jun 2023 #51
Yep. Better hope that the guy in front of you didn't have atomic bean burritos for lunch Trailrider1951 Jun 2023 #52
Which means they will charge more for it. Solomon Jun 2023 #64
Stacked ass to face lame54 Jun 2023 #4
Does face get a discount? sarcasmo Jun 2023 #16
Just hope the person in front of you doesn't have gas Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2023 #23
Airport Taco Bell NowISeetheLight Jun 2023 #25
Airport Taco Hell Hekate Jun 2023 #40
1st and 2nd class ... definitely UpInArms Jun 2023 #5
I'd take it for the leg room! Dreading a cross-county moonscape Jun 2023 #31
No way! Sogo Jun 2023 #7
Nope! mentalsolstice Jun 2023 #9
Zero recline in at least the lower seats. Ms. Toad Jun 2023 #10
Who doesn't love a fart directly in their face? zappaman Jun 2023 #11
depends in the "brand" waddirum Jun 2023 #43
I am sorry to be gross MuseRider Jun 2023 #12
Eight problems come immediately to mind jmowreader Jun 2023 #13
Problem 9: Safe ingress and egress to/from the upper seats. KY_EnviroGuy Jun 2023 #33
Agree With Everything You Wrote ProfessorGAC Jun 2023 #34
It's also going to be hard to get into the bottom seats jmowreader Jun 2023 #44
Jmow and KYEnviro -- excellent analysis Hekate Jun 2023 #46
Still beats the new AA seats which seem to be made for 5'5" people JCMach1 Jun 2023 #59
I will NEVER again take AA overseas DFW Jun 2023 #65
Exactly, DFW as well soooo ... Will just take a muscle relaxant JCMach1 Jun 2023 #66
Since they pulled their nasty little stunt on us in 2021 DFW Jun 2023 #68
Airlines will never be happy until they can stack passengers like cord wood and palletize them. FSogol Jun 2023 #14
What you said Hekate Jun 2023 #45
Only dogs seeking to sniff the butt of others would find this appealing... hlthe2b Jun 2023 #15
There is another plan in the works, it looks something like this: Chainfire Jun 2023 #17
Good visual -- and it stinks pretty quick Hekate Jun 2023 #47
Farting in your face....How wonderful. spanone Jun 2023 #18
I'm tall. If I was unfortunate enough to be The Unmitigated Gall Jun 2023 #19
No first class anymore? Yonnie3 Jun 2023 #20
Nooooooooooooooope. Initech Jun 2023 #21
Easier to make everyone lie down and pack them together like sardines - in two layers dalton99a Jun 2023 #24
Standup Airline Seat NowISeetheLight Jun 2023 #26
I was going to mention the saddle seats newdayneeded Jun 2023 #37
I thought the OP might be a rerun of that gem. But no, it's a whole new fresh hell. Hekate Jun 2023 #48
Gas or Worse NowISeetheLight Jun 2023 #50
Another young girl used treestar Jun 2023 #62
Not only no, but HELL NO! 3catwoman3 Jun 2023 #27
Airlines respond to incentives like any other business Shrek Jun 2023 #28
I can't imagine that those seats would pass FAA certification, or that Ocelot II Jun 2023 #29
+1 maybe these ideas are treestar Jun 2023 #63
I actually like it, lower seats you can stretch your legs all the way out Snooper9 Jun 2023 #30
Wow. What an opportunity to have a stranger's butt in your face for 9 hours. sinkingfeeling Jun 2023 #32
No. Just no. How does one even get in the top seat? brush Jun 2023 #35
Spilled liquids, falling objects, and a range of vision no more than one foot. taxi Jun 2023 #36
Does the top deck pay extra for the ability to put their seat back? At least there will no more ... marble falls Jun 2023 #38
Why stop at two levels? Earth-shine Jun 2023 #41
What happens if you have to pee? SYFROYH Jun 2023 #42
The fart-smeller seats should be free. Talitha Jun 2023 #53
I showed this to my retired pilot husband. 3catwoman3 Jun 2023 #54
The people that designed this forgot to take one very important thing into consideration. Angleae Jun 2023 #55
That looks safe. LudwigPastorius Jun 2023 #56
this man must be stopped ZonkerHarris Jun 2023 #57
Many Americans are just too big for that kind of thing GenThePerservering Jun 2023 #58
No thanks! Emile Jun 2023 #60
I would go berserk and starting screaming sitting in a flying cattle car Raine Jun 2023 #61
Hope they instal charcoal fart filters. Hassin Bin Sober Jun 2023 #67
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