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(94,689 posts) Fri Jun 9, 2023, 05:28 PM Jun 2023

The toilet chandelier [View all]

Frida Ghitis @FridaGhitis 34m
Here’s where some Top Secret national security documents were kept, next to the toilet at Mar-a-Lago. Special Prosecutor says Trump endangered US national security

...toilet chandeliered an entirely new crime.

But seriously, who among us hasn't dreamed of reading stolen secret documents by toilet chandelier light?

This is actually a perfect visual synopsis of Trump's world.

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The toilet chandelier [View all] bigtree Jun 2023 OP

Something about that cheap plastic trash can cracks me up. nolabear Jun 2023 #1

What about the cheap plastic shower curtain? malaise Jun 2023 #7

IKR?? What is WRONG with these people? nolabear Jun 2023 #10

Yeah, that stuck out too! progressoid Jun 2023 #15

And the fecal mist. ( first read that term in a post by you a few years back) panader0 Jun 2023 #26

Bwaaaah malaise Jun 2023 #28

"Mist" in German Wednesdays Jun 2023 #41

All my German is at least 60 years old - soldierant Jun 2023 #44

It is. But so is "Mist." Wednesdays Jun 2023 #74

schiesse is shit. pansypoo53219 Jun 2023 #49

See my reply #74 above. nt Wednesdays Jun 2023 #75

but schiesse sounds poopier. fun when my 97yr old great aunt says hund schiesse. pansypoo53219 Jun 2023 #97

Mmmmmm...Play Misty for Me. nolabear Jun 2023 #46

dear malaise that was the FIRST thing I saw! Maru Kitteh Jun 2023 #51

Yes indeed malaise Jun 2023 #61

THIS THIS THIS! phylny Jun 2023 #62

That is the point malaise Jun 2023 #64

What about the cheap curtain rod? Kid Berwyn Jun 2023 #68

Too funny malaise Jun 2023 #71

And the cheap sliding window. And the blue Kleenex box rsdsharp Jun 2023 #19

It reeks of cheap show. I'd love to know where that bathroom is. nolabear Jun 2023 #22

Those fresh towels on the sink mercuryblues Jun 2023 #34

That white stuff looks like shredded toilet paper. GoCubsGo Jun 2023 #66

Lol! I noticed that too. Niagara Jun 2023 #23

"Theese noo-kleeah veapons vill vaporahze Terry, uh, Tehran, un zen . . . " hatrack Jun 2023 #69

That was my 1st thought since their marriage is transactional. Niagara Jun 2023 #70

lol.. I had to go back and Cha Jun 2023 #33

I think it's MAL Bathroom SleeplessinSoCal Jun 2023 #39

MAL bedroom niyad Jun 2023 #92

sorry. my bad. SleeplessinSoCal Jun 2023 #94

That's actually MAL for MaraLoco. llmart Jun 2023 #43

What a dump! LakeVermilion Jun 2023 #2

All of his properties mercuryblues Jun 2023 #31

That sure is a tacky bathroom. IMHO LoisB Jun 2023 #3

One can only wonder what's behind that shower curtain Siwsan Jun 2023 #4

Someone somewhere on TV said there were more boxes phylny Jun 2023 #63

Don't believe it's a shower curtain. It's hanging from a spring-tension rod that's been allegorical oracle Jun 2023 #65

I wouldn't be able to poop with that chandelier in my bathroom. LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #5

Pooping should be in a stress newdayneeded Jun 2023 #88

That's my dream, but I'm always on guard while pooping... LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #89

I have a cat, so I always have an audience. lol newdayneeded Jun 2023 #95

I hesitate to tell you this... LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #96

lol! newdayneeded Jun 2023 #98

You have a good day as well. LuckyCharms Jun 2023 #99

Looks like the loo in a cheap brothel. Ocelot II Jun 2023 #6

Well, his grandfather did run a brothel. wnylib Jun 2023 #80

I agree... Spazito Jun 2023 #8

Beschloss bigtree Jun 2023 #25

He certainly nails it... Spazito Jun 2023 #27

When you can't differentiate between status and class, you end up with tacky Brother Buzz Jun 2023 #9

Now, I gotta get chandeliers for all my bathrooms. usonian Jun 2023 #11

There are also more boxes in the shower. Look at the top of the curtain. More boxes. Solly Mack Jun 2023 #12

good eye. panader0 Jun 2023 #13

It shouldn't be shocking to see how careless he was, but it still boggles the mind. Solly Mack Jun 2023 #16

The toilet isn't golden? IggleDuer Jun 2023 #14

That's what he's embarrassed about - not the file boxes. Marcuse Jun 2023 #38

But the TP holder looks like stainless steel. wnylib Jun 2023 #83

So. Fucking. Tacky. Blue Owl Jun 2023 #17

I like a little reading material in the toilet rurallib Jun 2023 #18

Marjorie Merriwether Post has to be turning in her grave. lynintenn Jun 2023 #20

Next to the cheap shower curtain mcar Jun 2023 #21

I am concerned about the window. Grasswire2 Jun 2023 #24

Imagine the faces of the FBI agents when they first saw that! Pathwalker Jun 2023 #29

That tacky faux marble floor, too. I've always thought that they must've had their places catbyte Jun 2023 #30

Once again, we see that Trump has absolutely no taste. Lonestarblue Jun 2023 #32

that's one for the history books* prodigitalson Jun 2023 #35

Guess you never watched any HGTV Warpy Jun 2023 #36

"The kitchen is dated; it'll have to be redone." Ilsa Jun 2023 #53

I know. Meanwhile, I learned to cook and do it well Warpy Jun 2023 #59

Before COVID ExWhoDoesntCare Jun 2023 #81

Ah, shucks! I hate that you didn't get it. Ilsa Jun 2023 #84

Proof you can't buy good taste. BigmanPigman Jun 2023 #37

The ties - Did he really do that? OMG! wnylib Jun 2023 #82

Yes, there are even photos. BigmanPigman Jun 2023 #86

For someone who has always wanted to be wnylib Jun 2023 #91

Is contamination of classified documents with fecal matter also a crime? Shermann Jun 2023 #40

Just park it in the shitter. dchill Jun 2023 #42

A reflection of the problem bee_peaceful Jun 2023 #45

I want to swing from the chandelier.... Sogo Jun 2023 #47

Looking at this bathroom makes me feel like a Queen! llmart Jun 2023 #48

Me too. meadowlander Jun 2023 #56

The Mar-a-Lago initiation fee is $200K Yavin4 Jun 2023 #50

Is the shower piled full of boxes? fargone Jun 2023 #52

Possibly. Those boxes don't appear to be levitating! Ilsa Jun 2023 #54

Yes. GoodRaisin Jun 2023 #60

HAH! UTUSN Jun 2023 #55

Nothing says "man of the people" like reading nuclear secrets on the crapper by chandelier light. meadowlander Jun 2023 #57

Bask in the plopulence Blue Owl Jun 2023 #58

This photo is being posted everywhere with all sorts of crude jokes and hilarious comments. honest.abe Jun 2023 #67

For this thread malaise Jun 2023 #72

The chandelier is just a distraction ThoughtCriminal Jun 2023 #73

Lewis Black nailed it 10 years ago Kennah Jun 2023 #76

What gets me is the window overlooking the loo ExWhoDoesntCare Jun 2023 #77

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when a book was "tagged" because George Vinca Jun 2023 #78

Fugly Bathroom RobinA Jun 2023 #79

You Know NowISeetheLight Jun 2023 #85

Judging by the placement of the window Mossfern Jun 2023 #87

I know three people who enjoy reading by toilet chandelier. Emile Jun 2023 #90

A chandelier in the shitter Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2023 #93