I remember watching the 700 Club back in the 90s for giggles

[Effete Snob]

5. That's a bargain

Moses and Jesus were on the tee for a hole across a water hazard, and Jesus says to Moses, “I saw Tiger hit this with a 3 iron.”

“Yeah, well, you’re not him,” says Moses.

Jesus, smirks, picks up his 3 iron and thwack, the ball plops in the water.

“I’ll get it, I’ll get it,” says Moses.

Moses goes down to the pond, parts the water, but can't find the ball. “Just take another shot,” he says.

“I can do it,” says Jesus.

“Just hit the driver,” Moses urges

“Tiger did it,” says Jesus.

“You’re going in after it this time then,” Moses says.

“Sure, if it goes in,” Jesus answers. “But it won’t.”

The ball goes right into the water. Jesus takes off his sandals and goes out after the ball.

He walks out onto the surface of the pond, looking down to find the ball.

Two men in the next party approach Moses and point out toward the water. “Who’s that guy think he is?” they ask, “Jesus Christ?”

Moses answers, “No, he thinks he’s Tiger Woods.”