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9. FRE!!! BIRF KONTROL!!!

Reply to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Nov 12, 2012, 07:47 PM

Nov 2012

Like, outta control an FREE an' shit. Total condoms shootin' out all ovah da place, like, for FREE y'all!
So much fukin' birf control for free, next we gonna trade doze birf control for food stamps !!!1

/sarcasm, in case you were wondering.

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What do you want? [View all] Bucky Nov 2012 OP

All of the above.... RichGirl Nov 2012 #1

Nothing defacto7 Nov 2012 #2

Definitely stuff... dchill Nov 2012 #3

I want it all and I want it now! Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2012 #4

Okay, Freddie! ;-) WinkyDink Nov 2012 #20

That is so culture beat! Bucky Nov 2012 #31

well, you can't have that- but if you're an American citizen... BlueMan Votes Nov 2012 #5

"A baby's arm holding an apple" Scootaloo Nov 2012 #19

You're not alone. ;-) WinkyDink Nov 2012 #28

Michael Caine used it on mini-me in "Goldmember". BlueMan Votes Nov 2012 #30

I want to be able to get legally high at a gay wedding anywhere in the US. Warren DeMontague Nov 2012 #6

All I want is what's mine. And what's touching it. nt rrneck Nov 2012 #7

My shit is stuff, your stuff is shit. lpbk2713 Nov 2012 #8

this was always one of my 2 favorite Carlin bit, along with the Football vs. Baseball one graham4anything Nov 2012 #25

FRE!!! BIRF KONTROL!!! Quantess Nov 2012 #9

Raise Taxes On The Rich, Go After Tax Cheats, And Tax Avoiders... FIRST !!! WillyT Nov 2012 #10

More importantly, when do I want it? Robb Nov 2012 #11

more coffee nt Incitatus Nov 2012 #12

General common sense, acceptance and sanity nt MrScorpio Nov 2012 #13

To play violin like Jascha Heifetz aint_no_life_nowhere Nov 2012 #14

Sesame Street 70s back on regular TV! ThatsMyBarack Nov 2012 #15

I want my country back from the bastards who stole it. BeHereNow Nov 2012 #16

A saddled giraffe Scootaloo Nov 2012 #17

Justice. WinkyDink Nov 2012 #18

other PD Turk Nov 2012 #21

I want every citizen to be able to vote Jack Sprat Nov 2012 #22

A Kama Sutra coffee pot and a babys arm holding an apple. wandy Nov 2012 #23

All I want is the SS and Medicare that I worked for and doc03 Nov 2012 #24

Free stuff... FLyellowdog Nov 2012 #26

. baldguy Nov 2012 #27

ANYTHING that I can get for free, I like free stuff. nt Raine Nov 2012 #29

I Wanna Rock! jorno67 Nov 2012 #32

My damn rainbows and pony! RIGHT NOW! LadyHawkAZ Nov 2012 #33

Wicker. TeeYiYi Nov 2012 #34

A fucking job!! maveric56 Nov 2012 #35

My MTV AlexSatan Nov 2012 #36