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jmowreader

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16. So it seems the cops were driving through the 17th District of Florida...

Reply to Norbert (Original post)

Mon Jul 3, 2023, 08:00 PM

Jul 2023

...when they came upon a guy filling in a hole. They stop to investigate.

"I'm burying our rat bastard congressman Greg Steube."
"Why?"
"He fell 25 feet out of a tree and broke his damn fool neck. He's dead and I'm burying him."
"Are you sure he's dead?"
"Well...he said he wasn't but he ain't done nothing but lie so far. Why should I believe him now?"

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Rep. Greg Steube, A GOP President, DOJ and FBI in 2024 will charge Joe Biden with Treason [View all] Norbert Jul 2023 OP

Sure they would. Fortunately, there will never be another republican Meadowoak Jul 2023 #1

Shouldn't be but there are a lot of brain-dead assholes around. If the GOP becomes a walkingman Jul 2023 #2

I think the number of brain dead assholes is about the same as Meadowoak Jul 2023 #5

For what reason you fucking moron? Being elected president? Autumn Jul 2023 #3

Well, that superficially, yes. Real reason: GOP traded platform for chaos Attilatheblond Jul 2023 #17

Lemme guess ... is it because "he weaponized the DOJ and went after a former POTUS?" Hugh_Lebowski Jul 2023 #4

+1 Celerity Jul 2023 #8

"The Benny Show" sounds like some kind of comedy club FakeNoose Jul 2023 #6

He fell off a ladder Casady1 Jul 2023 #7

I posted without reading your post malaise Jul 2023 #11

Yes Steube did.. that's the 1st Cha Jul 2023 #12

Keep his ladders greased. LiberalFighter Jul 2023 #14

In your wet dreams, toots. DinahMoeHum Jul 2023 #9

OK.. LOL!! perfecto! Cha Jul 2023 #13

He must have hit his head when he fell off that ladder malaise Jul 2023 #10

Steube's got a kink for guns, so NRA loves him--only reason he's in power. Timeflyer Jul 2023 #15

So it seems the cops were driving through the 17th District of Florida... jmowreader Jul 2023 #16

Treason for what? Generic Brad Jul 2023 #18