The Most Baffling Argument a Supreme Court Justice Has Ever Made

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5. Thomas is carrying his honorary white man alter ego entirely too far.

Even his fellow nutcase wife won't be able to unwind his limbs from the pretzel shapes he's gotten himself into with these ridiculous bloviations.

Come on Clarence, it's easier just ditching the honorary white mantle and just admit that originalism works for sexists, racists, anti-LGBTQ+ crusaders and others of like ilk, but not for just a hard scrabble black man who got to where he is from some merit, but more luck at being in the right place for replacement when Justice Thurgood Marshall passed (and please put the ladder you climbed up on back behind you).