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4. He's a born winner... He does whatever it takes to win

Sun Jul 16, 2023, 07:05 PM

Jul 2023

Trump Somehow Wins His Club’s Golf Championship Despite Missing First Day

Proving his own humble admission that he is “always the best at sports,” Donald J. Trump seized the gold medal at his own Florida club’s senior golf championship on Sunday.

Even more incredibly, the former president was able to claim victory despite completely skipping the tourney’s first day, having been in North Carolina for Lynette “Diamond” Hardaway’s memorial service.

Calling the win “a great honor” in a Truth Social post, Trump crowed, “Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight… You need strength and stamina to WIN, & I have strength & stamina - most others don’t. You also need strength & stamina to GOVERN!”

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-somehow-wins-club-golf-221713799.html

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Donald Trump's nightmare golf shank caught on camera, and it's embarrassing-You will LOL [View all] Joe Cool Jul 2023 OP

Like how my husband golfs... ProudMNDemocrat Jul 2023 #1

He had a painfully easy shot to the green. Joe Cool Jul 2023 #2

I can hit a golf ball 300 yards. rsdsharp Jul 2023 #3

Have you tried kissing your balls for luck? Effete Snob Jul 2023 #11

No, I just kissed them goodbye. rsdsharp Jul 2023 #12

He's a born winner... He does whatever it takes to win calguy Jul 2023 #4

TFG's spin..... TheRealNorth Jul 2023 #5

People came up to him with tears in their eyes and said, Sky Jewels Jul 2023 #7

Trump golfs like he governs: peppertree Jul 2023 #6

It was sweet to watch I could hit a golf ball straighter than that! kimbutgar Jul 2023 #8

How many courses does MAGA Lardo own and he golfs that bad? Hassler Jul 2023 #9

Some of the comments are hilarious! blue neen Jul 2023 #10

Play it where it lays, Donnie! Initech Jul 2023 #13

A metaphor for his 2024 campaign. InAbLuEsTaTe Jul 2023 #14

If you have seen video of Trump's golf swing it is obvious that Tomconroy Jul 2023 #15

The tweet here: scipan Jul 2023 #16

In the dumbass lying fuck's defense, I can't say that I haven't done that many times... Rabrrrrrr Jul 2023 #17

All those hours he spent on the course on the taxpayer's dime Blue Owl Jul 2023 #18

I don't remember a time I thought of Dump as a good golfer SouthernDem4ever Jul 2023 #19

Rory McIlroy, who the MAGAts hate Kingofalldems Jul 2023 #20