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kpete

(72,903 posts) Sun Aug 6, 2023, 04:10 PM Aug 2023

The hits keep coming, and Trump’s not doing himself any favors by continuing to post on social media with all the forbearance and dignity of a howler monkey with his balls caught in a saltwater taffy machine. He really needs to call his old cybersecurity adviser Rudy Giuliani and ask him how to get locked out of his own phone.

more:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/8/6/2185495/-Sunday-Four-Play-Trump-s-lawyers-try-to-spin-their-incorrigible-client-s-latest-indictment

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LOL Blue Owl Aug 2023 #1

Not even close! LOL n/t brewens Aug 2023 #2

"a howler monkey with his balls caught in a saltwater taffy machine." Irish_Dem Aug 2023 #3

That is top tier sarcasm. sarge43 Aug 2023 #12

Maybe a description better used with Greene or Boebert. Howlers, indeed. JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2023 #13

It fits quite a few members of the GOP. Irish_Dem Aug 2023 #15

Ted Cruz comes to mind. n/t Mr.Bill Aug 2023 #17

That's worthy of the Bulwer-Lytton contest Warpy Aug 2023 #18

Once you read that first line, no need to read the rest of the novel. Irish_Dem Aug 2023 #20

My favorite sarge43 Aug 2023 #22

That is actually very cleverly bad. Irish_Dem Aug 2023 #25

First sentence of a YA dystopian novel n/t sarge43 Aug 2023 #27

Yes adolescents would like this Irish_Dem Aug 2023 #29

oh hell, Conjuay Aug 2023 #23

I know, ever see the nuts on those things? Ligyron Aug 2023 #28

Sounds like one DENVERPOPS Aug 2023 #31

Jesus... PCIntern Aug 2023 #34

Excellent description of dt's Cha Aug 2023 #4

Love your magnificent MOMFUDSKI Aug 2023 #5

What we are witnessing, quite literally, Mme. Defarge Aug 2023 #6

This surely must merit a spot in the top 100 posts ever. Vinca Aug 2023 #7

Howler monkey, salt-water taffy, balls Pencougar1 Aug 2023 #9

This thread is not complete without video of a taffy machine at work... BluesRunTheGame Aug 2023 #10

Yeah, that would smart n/t sarge43 Aug 2023 #14

The 'after' picture keithbvadu2 Aug 2023 #11

Now there is a vision liberal N proud Aug 2023 #16

That's some literary excellence right there. nolabear Aug 2023 #19

"Melons" Irish_Dem Aug 2023 #30

You win! central scrutinizer Aug 2023 #32

Melons! ROFL!!! calimary Aug 2023 #33

Don't his attorneys tell him to STFU? TexasBushwhacker Aug 2023 #24

Yes, he's caught all right FakeNoose Aug 2023 #26

Great word picture you did there! PortTack Aug 2023 #35