FU GOP nominations [View all]
Double down, give GOP middle finger. Their tears are sweet as the finest mead.
Warren: get her on banking committee, threaten quisling dems with waterboarding if they cave.
Bill Clinton: Get him doing something official, what I don't know. Secretary of Explaining Shit?
Michael Moore: Team him up with the guy who did the documentary Fat, Sick, Nearly Dead, get him on a juice fast and down to a healthy weight, Surgeon General's point man on fighting obesity. Conservatives hate anything Michael Moore, plus we keep him healthy enough to make more films. How is this not a double-win?
Elliot Spitzer: Special Prosecutor, go after the banks that burned him on the prostitution angle. Yeah, like you don't already know that was a special FU just for him.
Elon Musk: Special Adviser on Science
I figure we could also pick from the people in this book who are still alive --
http://www.amazon.com/100-People-Who-Screwing-America/dp/0061126535
Angry conservative troll yelling at clouds.
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