Trump couldn't possibly be a Russian asset...could he?

[jmowreader]

39. You've heard of "gaydar"

I have been told gay people have a "sixth sense" - they can spot other gay people a mile away.

Those of us who've been in the intelligence community have the same sixth sense about spies. Mine has screamed, "Donald Trump is a spy" for...well, probably about fifteen years. How I can tell is by looking at his financial condition. Trump is worse with money than my ex-wife was. The son-of-a-bitch can spend the same dollar seven or eight times - and he won't stop doing it. He got so bad the American banks have stopped loaning him money. When you need as much of it as he does there are only a couple places to get it - the Mafia and Russian intelligence. He wouldn't depend solely on the Mafia because they'll kill you if you don't keep up with your payments and Trump defaults on his payments as a matter of course...so, he's stuck with Russian spies for his funding.

Now consider: Trump was running a birth tourism racket for Russians for a lot of years before he got caught. A pregnant Russian woman could sign up for a program by which she would rent a room in one of Trump's hotels and give birth on American soil. This kid was automatically a US citizen, and by having a US citizen child it was real easy for the parents to gain legal US residency. PLEASE don't tell me there were no GRU or FSB employees who went through this program!

Then they decided they needed him "on the inside," which is why they ran him for office. But they couldn't run him for governor or Congress because officials at those levels don't have access to the Really Juicy Shit. Only a president does, so they started him out at the top.

The worst part of this all can be stated as such: even if you were to absolutely prove Trump was a spy his loyal fans wouldn't care. Trump hates the right people so whatever he does is fine with them.