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Insurrectionist John Eastman vouches for the character of Clarence Thomas. And then testicle-crushing-torture fanboi John Yoo vouches for John Eastman.
After sneering and smirking his way through his trial, and declining to mount any defense, Peter Navarro is found guilty, and later attempts to tear a protestor's sign. But this being unsuccessful, he decides to argue that he is entitled to a mistrial because, um, protestors. Perhaps if Navarro appeals enough, Clarence Thomas will vouch for him.
Rudy Giuliani lost by default his own version of fuck yall and that legal process stuff. So his assets are going to the clearance sales. And Giuli is now hoping to pick up a few bucks in a new hustle: impeaching Biden for whatever it may be
Mark Meadows meanwhile regards overthrowing the lawful US government as an official duty of White House chief-of-staff, though this view (so far) has been losing in court. It's not quite clear where exactly he got this idea -- but his former boss is suggestively arguing his own absolute immunity from sexual assault suits